Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
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lewalrus 4
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
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0geckofun_ 0
#9 its not like your period comes at a regular time. It can be very unexpected, and its not her fault at all. So have a little compassion, and grow the **** up. To the OP: You sound like a real winner. I just love when guys bitch about how gross periods are and how their lives suck when they view a woman in that situation. Put yourself into your poor wife's shoes, and imagine the embarassement and pain she must put up with. To the OP's wife: Honey, you deserve better. Dump the a-hole and find a real man instead of a large pre-pubescent boy.
Spirit_Of_Nature 0
Totally Agree.
emilieeee_fml 0
Wow, that was really immature. EVERY woman gets her period, and they aren't necessarily all regular. and more like fherlife, not yours.
chrismace 11
Your wife had her period on her weeding day in a white dress and will still have it during your honeymoon, assuming you are having one. Why are you making this about yourself this is not an FML for you. It's a major FML for her.
Vampire_princess 0
Man, Mother nature is a real bitch!!!! And have a little compassion, will ya? It sucks for us too
ClickClickCamera 0
Your poor wife! Sucks for you No sex. Unless you're into that. But that'd just be gross.
prospekt1 0
heavy flow is prevented by tampax pearl. keep your whites white
bored_as_heck 0
how is this an fml for you... wtf it should be for your wife.
chippa 24
I clicked FYL, but I hope it was obvious enough that I really meant FHL. They really should make an FHL button on here. It would make things so much simpler. That's so sad, though. :( I hope you still had an amazing wedding, and that bit just turned into a bit of a laugh.
CaptainSarcasm 0
Captain Nature never takes a holiday :D
CaptainSarcasm 0
Send me the wedding video~ Sorry. Just trying to be... sarcastic. :D