Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
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wretcheddawn
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Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
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will90
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For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
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will90
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For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
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StarOfDoom
| 26
First comment to make me actually laugh in a while! xD
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wretcheddawn
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Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
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confushon
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Lmaoooo great comment!!
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Jackthestripper
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The strike point is the heel. If you kick with the ball of the foot you can hyperextend the achilles tendon. If you kick with the instep you're a fucking idiot. And if you kick a car with your shin you'll have my everlasting respect.
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Ezekeyle
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Precisely. YDI if you have a weaksauce foot. Man up.
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suhjinko2
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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suhjinko2
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You have keys for a reason...
A parking space isn't that much of a deal. If it was in some at a mall on a weekend with no parking, then you have my sympathy.
A parking space isn't that much of a deal. If it was in some at a mall on a weekend with no parking, then you have my sympathy.
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xBlooDyANgeLx
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And here is when a foot needs not to connect to anything at all.. It should've connected to someone's behind, particularly the driver's, but no, you chose the damned car.
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schadenfreudeFTW
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dickhead.
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savetherainfores_fml
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Ha that sucks
Save the rainforest or everyone dies
Save the rainforest or everyone dies
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HeyThereGorgeous
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Dude it's a jungle in the parking lots. Once you have a spot YOU SNATCH IT!!!!
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ssnickel
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You don't OWN that parking spot, asshole. I would've done the same thing in a full parking lot. YDI x10