Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
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lewalrus 4
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
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Kansasgirl 0
Of all days...On her wedding day. I feel for her.
pulpfiction_fml 3
Just because it sucks the most for her doesn't mean it doesn't suck for him as well. It would kind of ruin the whole ceremony, after all. He's not saying that it's her fault, or that his life sucks more than hers (because it doesn't even come close to being as awful as hers on this occassion.) Maybe his wife doesn't spend time on FML, so she couldn't be the one to post it. And #9, it doesn't always come when it's expected. You have no idea what you're talking about, obviously you've never had a girlfriend you stupid pig.
pulpfiction_fml 3
"Hey honey, I'm not pregnant!" Now's your chance to RUN!
jamers113 0
oh that's sad..but i feel bad for her not you.
capricaz 0
First of all, So what? Seconds of all, how in the world is this possible? Was the dress tight on her butt? If it wasn't then she could not have soaked it with her period right when it started!
Dopehead666 21
#69 I kinda agree, but I guess it could of been small. Man, I would die if that happened to me! Or get totally plastered.
ralucanicoleta 0
:/
ralucanicoleta 0
no we don't, its irregular, i don't know when it comes, like for example, i had it at the start of the month, and now im on again,, so basiacly thats a pile of bull, idiot,
Crusheddd 0
I feeel so so sorry for her, and for all you people, who say, she deserved it, you're wrong, you have no IDEA how important a wedding is for a girl, especially when it's hers, you're all sick idiots, I hope you were posting this for you're wife, other wise it makes you the biggest asshole. Ever. Honestly, and she might have been sitting down for awhile, and it might have sunk through her dress,
soccergal670 0
i think it kinda does suck for the both of you i mean her because that would be very embarassing infront of a ton of people and especially on her wedding day because thts important to girls but it sux for u because it wud be embarassing for you too! i bet people will talk about it for the rest of your life and im sorry for the both of you but good luck in the rest of your marriage
dUCKEYgIRL 0
your life sucks? what happened to you? i believe you should be feeling sorry for your new wife not yourself you didn't get your period in front of a bunch of people on you wedding day.