Love: Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period...

noname 13 December 2008, 05:48 France

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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Stuckwiththebill 28 January 2018, 01:30

The show must go on!

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Anonymous 1 July 2020, 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous 11 July 2023, 22:00

Help! I need somebody!

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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Oops 19 November 2018, 03:00 United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Anonymous 5 May 2012, 07:08 United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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weddingcrashed 19 September 2009, 21:04 United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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Anonymous 10 January 2015, 13:45 United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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WhatTheBleep 9 April 2011, 04:02 United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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DutchOven 4 July 2009, 21:07 United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Anonymous 20 November 2023, 09:00 Lindenhurst, United States

Little shit

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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lewalrus 4

13 February 2009, 04:46

F*ckherLife

Rainbowsareshiny 0

13 February 2009, 23:28

ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]

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pinkfrenchrose 5

14 March 2009, 05:55

FHL As a girl, I know they can sometimes come unexpectedly... Damn you whoever said that he married an idiot.

Root123 0

16 March 2009, 05:08

I feel bad for the dress the most.

cartering 0

23 March 2009, 13:31

only an idiot would even consider that a woman could always know when she was going to have a period. Even for healthy women, there will be unexpected times that are entirely unpredictable

knitbitch 0

24 March 2009, 22:58

I sincerely hope that you were submitting this FOR her. Otherwise you are a giant turd. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. Hope you at least had a great honeymoon!