Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, a few days after I let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life and we used melted chocolate, I've now got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life, so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
OP isn't self-diagnosing. The Urgent Care doctor already informed her that it's an allergic reaction, not a UTI as OP initially thought and thus an antibiotic (therefore presumably) **wasn't** prescribed. As for avoiding an allergic reaction in the future, OP will need to try out different brands of condoms (and lubes). Boy, that'll be "FUN" and not in a good way - until/ if ever she succeeds. Otherwise, there's the Pill, IUD, and b/c arm implant. Good luck, OP!
hellphone_fml 37
She can probably rub it on a small section of her arm. She should still have a reaction but then in a more reasonable place
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purplepixie23 16
Allergies and infections are 2 completely different things so quit self diagnosing and don’t take unnecessary antibiotics.
colderthanyou 15
Wtf can you read? She thought it was a UTI and was told at urgent care that it’s an allergic reaction
jbuckets_404 39
OP isn't self-diagnosing. The Urgent Care doctor already informed her that it's an allergic reaction, not a UTI as OP initially thought and thus an antibiotic (therefore presumably) **wasn't** prescribed. As for avoiding an allergic reaction in the future, OP will need to try out different brands of condoms (and lubes). Boy, that'll be "FUN" and not in a good way - until/ if ever she succeeds. Otherwise, there's the Pill, IUD, and b/c arm implant. Good luck, OP!
hellphone_fml 37
She can probably rub it on a small section of her arm. She should still have a reaction but then in a more reasonable place
julfunky 29
I’m surprised you’re JUST finding this out.
RichardPencil 32
Every time you pee? Clean out your hoo-hah so you won’t have nasty condom stank in you.
iceberg 10
Richardpencildick strikes again
colderthanyou 15
vaginas self clean. Take some Benadryl, and the reaction will go away
weeping_willow 25
It’s funny that you think that the place urine comes out and the place a penis goes in are the same thing. Cleaning the ****** out will not change the way the urine smells. And don’t clean out your ******, it does that by itself.
Amanda Jaworski 23
^ This. But since the d goes in the v and not the u, I don’t understand why OP’s urine smells any different to usual, due to an allergy and not some sort of infection, in a different bodily location?
tranced_ 45
Let's just hope the weddings not anytime soon..
Charlie Given 28
Ya it sucks being allergic to lubes,plain KY brand and Astro glide are very hypoallergenic OP so good luck
blondie45 21
Use coconut or olive oil instead of lube. Recommended by gynae...
BeachMammal 8
But oil degrades latex condoms.
Hangryko 32
@blondie45 - No, horrible idea.
boopingsnoot 25
Sliquid H2O is a good hypoallergenic lube, and the brand makes various other types (flavored, silicone, etc). Found their “naturals” lube to be a bit irritating tho.
sallygee 9
so this was the first time you and your fiance had sex? or used a condom? it seems kinda late in the game to discover you're allergic.