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By mtr1594 / Wednesday 31 July 2013 06:47 / United States
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You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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I'll bet he wasn't even asleep in the first place and he was trying to mess with you, then rolled over and went back to "sleep".

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Now is the perfect time to show your boyfriend to the couch, with a locked door and tacks on the floor...

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OP's boyfriend is obviously a Russian sleeper agent. I bet OP has freezing cold feet like almost every girl I've slept with, and the feel of them kick started his KGB mind in action. Damn it, now I just scared myself..

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