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By fml9124 - 22/10/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

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RichardPencil 30

Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

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RichardPencil 30

Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

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Nhayaa 21

If you wait for your wife to be out of town so you can get drunk your life must be boring as hell...

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

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Solarizeman 12

sounds like it would be better for you to get drunk when she is home. can't trust yourself.

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alex_jaguara 32

That's exactly how a boy I knew drowned in a lake. Very irresponcible of you.

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