Mixology

By fml9124 - 22/10/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks 348
You deserved it 2 457
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

14 0
RichardPencil 30

Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

12 1

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

12 1
Nhayaa 21

If you wait for your wife to be out of town so you can get drunk your life must be boring as hell...

8 4
BurnInDemonFire 33

Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

14 0
Solarizeman 12

sounds like it would be better for you to get drunk when she is home. can't trust yourself.

5 0
alex_jaguara 31

That's exactly how a boy I knew drowned in a lake. Very irresponcible of you.

4 0