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By fml9124 - 22/10/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks 309
You deserved it 2 337

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Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

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Thanks for bringing our state's name into this. We're so proud now!

If you wait for your wife to be out of town so you can get drunk your life must be boring as hell...

Time to give up the booze before your wife finds your bloated corpse face down in your pool surrounded by puke.

sounds like it would be better for you to get drunk when she is home. can't trust yourself.

That's exactly how a boy I knew drowned in a lake. Very irresponcible of you.