dantko
Dearborn, United States
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
fml9124
United States
Mixology
Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
France
Explain yourself
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Top comments
maxhhh 18
Sounds like she dropped the ball. *ohhhh*
junkman6 22
I guess her resolution was to get a new husband.
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Comments (75)
EvilLittleMan 23
Better to kiss him when the ball dropped rather than when two balls dropped.
thisisthestupid 18
You should make her slept on the doghouse for like forever Slap that bitch I'm a woman and I would undefstand
pickleOnABun 10
Bye Bitch!
jodyl1 5
If she can do that with you present, what is she doing on 'girls night out' when she gets plastered? Not 'just sayin' but speaking from experience. Kick her to the friggin curb!
spookycat32 6
Are you sure she was drunk?
djinnyf 12
What ball??!!
SasquatchDeluxe 10
New Year's resolution: Find new wife.
mizzoukid 6
Well.. Has your ball (or balls) dropped yet, OP? Maybe that's what she's waiting for!
thebestdancerz 13
I'm so sorry!!!
jman26 11
Hopefully there was no Frenching involved