Today, we live in a world where 10 people on a bus will ignore a man slapping his wife so hard, she falls out of her seat, yet when that same man has a coughing fit, the same 10 people all get mad at him for not wearing a mask. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Which one were you? The slapper, the slappee or one of the 10 apathetic *****?
rgkkk 17
Exactly the point why this is ****** up. People don't react to evil if it doesn't affect them.
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Comments (8)
juggalo2 22
Well, beating his wife is between the two of them, but spreading a deadly pathogen affects everyone.
Roger Murray 4
Still Assault
rgkkk 17
Exactly the point why this is ****** up. People don't react to evil if it doesn't affect them.
And1 12
Really???
cuz803 46
Welcome to America
RichardPencil 32
Which one were you? The slapper, the slappee or one of the 10 apathetic *****?
I'mmessedup 5
was just wondering that myself
mike3775 39
It seems obvious to me which one it was, and it’s not good.
user53658 15
Never interfere in domestic violence. If you interfere a figthing couple, you can almost be sure they BOTH will turn against you. And when cops are involved, the woman will state that you attacked them out of nowhere. It happens all the time, look it up, the internet is full of examples of this.
TeacherTeem 21
R re my
poeserpursche 11
Did you actually witness this or is it just a story you imagined to justify being an anti-masker?
Warp1978 15
I got involved with somthing like that when I was coming back from work years ago and the woman defened his actions (he punched her in the stomach) then they both kicked the shit out of me for interfering... Don't get involved its not worth the trouble.
magnumpeyote66 6
and you did nothing?