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Lol ydi for being fat.
oh shit OP. your little sister is a BITTCHHH! :S
burned by ur little sister, ouch
#11... win :p
Hungry hungry hippos!
Lmao! Owned.
ouch, what a rude little sister.
You've got a mean sister right there. Tell her that her neck is as long and spotty as the giraffe's.
If that's the case than that'd make the sister anorexic and the op stupid for believing her.
lol
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"if u were a hippo" she wasn't talking about how fat she is her little sis is saying how she can't get a date.
Well it sounds to me like the op is fat, but I guess you really can't know for sure unless we see the op.
They did that to me once.
Also ops username is "fatty" and I don't think she's talkin about a cigarette
I didn't say there's anything wrong with it just if your fat and people call you fat and you think that's a horrible thing, then do what you can to change it. And op couldn't get dates, obviously, although it may be due to her low self esteem or something else. Anyway I'm lucky cuz I'll never be fat. Woohoo!
OP may just be a little overweight and not "fat" and he little sister is mean.
4/16/35/55 - have you nothing better to do than post mean comments multiple times? Have you no life? Or job? Or girlfriend? Or guildmates on World of Warcraft? You're always one of the first to post, which suggests you spend most of your time waiting eagerly for another FML - deserved or not - to ridicule.
92 - You're right, I don't have a life, or friends, or a job, or a girlfriend.
YDI for watching Madagascar 2 and at the part where Gloria the hippopotamus get praised for her chunkiness, your sister said, "if you were a hippo, you would get a date."
#106 is Trollz's butt buddy.
oh to be little and ignorant
Who, me?
oh the little kid, right?
109 + 110 - I don't quite understand what you're saying. Next time speak an actual language.
Hippopotamus... where did that word even come from? is it like a really cool opotamus?
I'm back![:
Paige!! thank god. I done been waitin' all year!
OP your sister is a bitch. my cousin is a bitch she commented on my fb picture with my boyfriend saying he was ugly
ahaha. no ferreals. I used to get on here all the time. I got grounded from my iPod for like 4 months. It was crazy. Raleigh[: I missed you!
Paige did you miss me?
I missed you the most my sexy friend!<3[:
Did you miss me? I bet ya did!
I hate you all.
I don't remember you Sean >.<
That hurts, Paige. It hurts! Well maybe we never talked. Just, in my dreams!!...
Paige Sean is seanreddog
ohhhh. I always thought she was a girl>.<
KiddNYC why is that funny? :(
Paige you're making me angry. And you don't want me angry.... Dun dun dun dun
D: I am so sorry.
160 - Romanians don't wear shoes.
I don't know if I can forgive you. Youve gone too far this time.
forgive me ]:
Bubbels My other account was banned. Paige I'll give you one last chance, but you'd better not screw it up again.
Romania is just a maniac's Rome.
Sean I don't know why you think you're funny
When did I say I was funny. I'm just letting people laugh at my stupidity or annoyingness. I'm like an undercover troll with no life. Anyway kidsanchez my Internet on my computer isn't working or I would've put one up cuz I don't like this pic anyway.
220 - I couldn't read one word from that heaping pile of letters.
umm I think I'm a liitle late but can I join this fiesta? ( p.s. for the grammer Nazis I'm not a good speller [fiesta] and don't know if I spelled it right :/ )
292- yup and there's my proof I'm not a good speller :/
294- I thinc Ima start speling wong on porpuse now for poeple would thinc oh he jus spels in dat wierd ray
296 you're wrong. "there's" is correct "their is" would men they own is, cuz it's "theirs" which is a possessive.
Raleigh beat me, dammit.
I am sparta! (I said that because I am also 300)
wow who knew I'll be starting a grammar fight! grammer*. I corrected myself cuz I didn't want to go back up there and just correct it and figured typing all this is much easier :/
I can't think off anymore comments except this one (=^_^=)
316- Nah it's Mr.sassypants not Mrs.assypants. It wouldn't let me put the period "." in my username. I should've put MrSassypants
_=Ξ´θ_θ'Ξ=_ . Υ. / /
lol did she call you fat AND tell you you cant get a date?? woah!!
323 I could make a better yet easier face
it's kinda weird how I started this argument but my comments saying I'm a boy and all is ignored :/
335- correction, I am a male
oh ok so how thin do you want me to cut your break?
woah. this conversation just made my brain explode o.<
341- yeah ain't brain explosions the best :)
I don't think anyone is responding so Ima leave if I'm just talking to myself unless my iPod is lagging really bad cuz it seams to do that
lol you guys are like best friends through fml :P that's pretty sweet actually, it's like a different life, I wanna join the possy xD
mrsassypants, they are amazing!<33333
349 yup 344 I just joined right now
this conversation just made my PANTS explode! BOOM!! also, grounded from your iPod?! WTF!! soo lame...
don't call people fat when you look like a trannie!!
I know right! how do you ground someone from music???!!!!!????!!!
RachelTM, What about people like skroal that do nothing but repeat the post on almost every one here. Why didn't he get modded?
the fml regulars need to get a room
I know right?! that's just not on.. then again, your parents shouldn't ground you for anything.. because that is for gays...
I know right!!!
hey I love that movie lol
you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."
Depends on how young the sister is. And whether op has been whining about no dates and how hard she's tryed to get one. Dafp!
Does I care nose I doesn't don't correct me biznitch.
Well actually that's probably good to know, so thanks! Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-
Τηαπκ γοθ Γοr τειιιπ Με Ηοψ το sρειι.
I said thanks for telling me how to spell tried. Why was that moderated? ειερηαπτ
hippo's need love too it's ok
I like my salsa chunky
hippos ftw :D
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haha mean sister but good movie.
you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."