Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
MarkerofMagic
| 0
haha mean sister but good movie.
By
FailVader
| 0
you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."
COMMENTS
By
MarkerofMagic
| 0
haha mean sister but good movie.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Lol ydi for being fat.
Reply
theFMLwhore5
| 0
oh shit OP. your little sister is a BITTCHHH! :S
Reply
nyrangers1022
| 6
burned by ur little sister, ouch
Reply
MarkerofMagic
| 0
shoulda been like May e if you weren't a little bitchh you'd have friends to watch this movie with ^ ^.
Reply
theFMLwhore5
| 0
#11... win :p
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Hungry hungry hippos!
Reply
jacksters
| 0
Lmao! Owned.
Reply
cassiesaurus
| 0
ouch, what a rude little sister.
Reply
NewSlang
| 0
You've got a mean sister right there. Tell her that her neck is as long and spotty as the giraffe's.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
a lot girls out there think they're fat when they're actually not and we don't know for sure op is fat
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
If that's the case than that'd make the sister anorexic and the op stupid for believing her.
Reply
Lvl_69_Mudkipz
| 0
lol
Reply
eshhayz
| 0
.
Reply
LOL_Noobs
| 0
"if u were a hippo" she wasn't talking about how fat she is her little sis is saying how she can't get a date.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Sean, there isn't sufficient details to tell
Reply
quent10
| 0
WAIT maybe OP isn't fat but just can't get a date hmmm? possibilty? maybe?
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
43- exactly. I know where you're getting at. I don't think it was a "fat" reference by the sister lol
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Well it sounds to me like the op is fat, but I guess you really can't know for sure unless we see the op.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
I love how the mods just shorten 38's comment to just the period instead of the excess space llol
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
They did that to me once.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Also ops username is "fatty" and I don't think she's talkin about a cigarette
Reply
shortstack104
| 0
good one
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
63 - Even if she was fat, who cares? I'm tired if people bashing out against people who aren't skinny. A lot of overweight people get dates.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
63- I was already aware of that when typing my previous comments. it's possible the sister mentally scarred her, which goes back to my point about how girls think they're fat when they're are actually not lol
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Tired of*
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
I didn't say there's anything wrong with it just if your fat and people call you fat and you think that's a horrible thing, then do what you can to change it. And op couldn't get dates, obviously, although it may be due to her low self esteem or something else. Anyway I'm lucky cuz I'll never be fat. Woohoo!
Reply
BoCo_fml
| 9
OP may just be a little overweight and not "fat" and he little sister is mean.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
point taken
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
It's not that bad working with your mum and if it is why not quit? Better question, why'd you apply in the first place knowing your mother worked there.
Reply
niles_f1
| 0
4/16/35/55 - have you nothing better to do than post mean comments multiple times? Have you no life? Or job? Or girlfriend? Or guildmates on World of Warcraft? You're always one of the first to post, which suggests you spend most of your time waiting eagerly for another FML - deserved or not - to ridicule.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
^que?
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
#90 - Wrong Fml.
:P
:P
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Raleigh :p it copied and posted from the other night. My phones a bitch.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
92 you must be on a lot, monitoring him, if you know all that.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
92 - You're right, I don't have a life, or friends, or a job, or a girlfriend.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
95 - But, thank you for the correction. I didn't notice.
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Ah, no problem.
Reply
skroal
| 7
YDI for watching Madagascar 2 and at the part where Gloria the hippopotamus get praised for her chunkiness, your sister said, "if you were a hippo, you would get a date."
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
106 - It's quite annoying, I'm sure everyone understands the bloody FML. No need to re-word the obvious.
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
#106 is Trollz's butt buddy.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
109- agreed
lmao @ freeze's pic
lmao @ freeze's pic
Reply
bamditzki
| 0
oh to be little and ignorant
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Who, me?
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
oh the little kid, right?
Reply
skroal
| 7
109 + 110 - I don't quite understand what you're saying. Next time speak an actual language.
Reply
LightningLadyy
| 0
" I like em big, I like em chunky!" :D
Reply
dobiesFTW
| 1
Hippopotamus... where did that word even come from? is it like a really cool opotamus?
Reply
lalalaloveit
| 0
I like your picture.
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
I'm back![:
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Paige. :]
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
131 - Deja de decir lo obvio.
Stop spune evidente.
Arrêtez de dire des évidences.
Stop stating the obvious.
Enough bloody languages for you? Arse.
Stop spune evidente.
Arrêtez de dire des évidences.
Stop stating the obvious.
Enough bloody languages for you? Arse.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Paige!! thank god. I done been waitin' all year!
Reply
mfmylifesrsly
| 29
OP your sister is a bitch. my cousin is a bitch she commented on my fb picture with my boyfriend saying he was ugly
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
ahaha. no ferreals. I used to get on here all the time. I got grounded from my iPod for like 4 months. It was crazy. Raleigh[: I missed you!
Reply
mfmylifesrsly
| 29
Paige did you miss me?
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
I missed you the most my sexy friend!<3[:
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Did you miss me? I bet ya did!
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
I hate you all.
Reply
kidsanchez1
| 4
agree with #11
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
Lol 160, ignore him xD
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
176 - He said speak a real language, so I spoke all the ones I knew :p
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
I don't remember you Sean >.<
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
lolol @ 62
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
That hurts, Paige. It hurts! Well maybe we never talked. Just, in my dreams!!...
Reply
mfmylifesrsly
| 29
Paige Sean is seanreddog
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
lolol @ 162*
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
ohhhh. I always thought she was a girl>.<
Reply
mfmylifesrsly
| 29
KiddNYC why is that funny? :(
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
lmao Paige. how don't you recognize those killer eyes?
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
because you're adorable, mfmylifesrly lol
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Bubbelz, sadly no. I wish I knew how to speak Italian. It was Spanish, Romanian, French, and English.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Paige you're making me angry. And you don't want me angry.... Dun dun dun dun
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
D: I am so sorry.
Reply
TeeHooligan
| 0
mango salsa mmm!
Reply
skroal
| 7
160 - Romanians don't wear shoes.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
I don't know if I can forgive you. Youve gone too far this time.
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
Romanian, cool. I wouldn't have guessed that though lol..
Sean, why the new account?
Sean, why the new account?
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
forgive me ]:
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Bubbels My other account was banned.
Paige I'll give you one last chance, but you'd better not screw it up again.
Paige I'll give you one last chance, but you'd better not screw it up again.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
212 - Learn your facts, they do. I've been to Romania, and I'm not Romanian. I'm Spanish/English.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Romania is just a maniac's Rome.
Reply
kidsanchez1
| 4
Sean what happend to all your pussy pictures
Reply
MsBrainDamage
| 0
Sean I don't know why you think you're funny
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Romania has some decent b**ches
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
True that 232 :)
Let me guess, you got banned as well? :P
Let me guess, you got banned as well? :P
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
When did I say I was funny. I'm just letting people laugh at my stupidity or annoyingness. I'm like an undercover troll with no life.
Anyway kidsanchez my Internet on my computer isn't working or I would've put one up cuz I don't like this pic anyway.
Anyway kidsanchez my Internet on my computer isn't working or I would've put one up cuz I don't like this pic anyway.
Reply
LMFAOwned
| 9
Lol @ 226 and 227.
And I see skroal is at his douching again...
And I see skroal is at his douching again...
Reply
kidsanchez1
| 4
ok sean
Reply
sunnydayzzz
| 0
I'm Romanian... we do wear shoes... where did u get that idea?
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
What's a skroal :]
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
233- I was banned before for a week, then permanently lol. first time was for continuously dissing a moderator( which at the time I didn't know they were one) lol. second for violating a warning I guess lol. first account was kiddnyc10 with a zero, this is with an "o"
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
Okay lol xD
And I found out what a skroal is so nvm.
It's 4 AM so I'm heading to dreamland.
Bye
And I found out what a skroal is so nvm.
It's 4 AM so I'm heading to dreamland.
Bye
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
oh it's 5 Am, crap
Reply
Bubbelz
| 24
160 you got moderated a couple of minutes ago.
I think that if 'ass' is allowed, 'arse' should be allowed as well. Just something, for the mods, to think about...
I think that if 'ass' is allowed, 'arse' should be allowed as well. Just something, for the mods, to think about...
Reply
RachelTM
| 0
We moderate comments in languages other than English. Since we are an English site, most of our readers will speak English, and we want everyone to be able to read them. Sorry about that! ;-)
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
I thought this site was based in France? I spoke French! :p
Reply
RachelTM
| 0
It is based in France, yes, but we are the English site based off of Vie de merde or VDM.
Reply
biggiesmalls15
| 0
agreed
Reply
skroal
| 7
220 - I couldn't read one word from that heaping pile of letters.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
So, if I download the French version and speak English I'll get moderated?
Reply
RachelTM
| 0
Yes. We want everyone using the site to be able to understand what the others are saying.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Oh, I see. Thank you for the information.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
umm I think I'm a liitle late but can I join this fiesta? ( p.s. for the grammer Nazis I'm not a good speller [fiesta] and don't know if I spelled it right :/ )
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Grammar*
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
292- yup and there's my proof I'm not a good speller :/
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
294 - their is. There is a place.
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Hmm, Precious. I think that comment he made was correct. :P
'There's' = There is or there has.
'There's' = There is or there has.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
294- I thinc Ima start speling wong on porpuse now for poeple would thinc oh he jus spels in dat wierd ray
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
296 you're wrong. "there's" is correct "their is" would men they own is, cuz it's "theirs" which is a possessive.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
A lot of people mispell words; I'm one of those people, and I'm not a grammar Nazi.
and don't do that.
Raleigh, doesn't 'there' just refer to a place, correct me if I'm wrong but it's what I've alway been told.
and don't do that.
Raleigh, doesn't 'there' just refer to a place, correct me if I'm wrong but it's what I've alway been told.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Raleigh beat me, dammit.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
I am sparta! (I said that because I am also 300)
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
"There's" is just a contraction of 'there is' or 'there has'.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
307 - I know that I was correcting the their not the there is there has thing.
I was taught 'they're' is they are.
There is used for places
Their is used for possesion.
I was taught 'they're' is they are.
There is used for places
Their is used for possesion.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
wow who knew I'll be starting a grammar fight!
grammer*. I corrected myself cuz I didn't want to go back up there and just correct it and figured typing all this is much easier :/
grammer*. I corrected myself cuz I didn't want to go back up there and just correct it and figured typing all this is much easier :/
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
His comment read: "yup and there's my proof I'm not a good speller :/"
There was no 'their' in his comment, so it looked like you were correcting his "there's". :P
There was no 'their' in his comment, so it looked like you were correcting his "there's". :P
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Dammit, I was correcting his there's*.
it's a he? I thought it was a she from the username.
it's a he? I thought it was a she from the username.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
I can't think off anymore comments except this one (=^_^=)
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
316- Nah it's Mr.sassypants not Mrs.assypants. It wouldn't let me put the period "." in my username. I should've put MrSassypants
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Either way, you were wrong this time. :P His comment was grammatically correct.
And yes, it's a dude. At least, that's what it says on my laptop.
And yes, it's a dude. At least, that's what it says on my laptop.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
_=Ξ´θ_θ'Ξ=_
. Υ. /
/
. Υ. /
/
Reply
PurpleLlamas
| 0
lol did she call you fat AND tell you you cant get a date?? woah!!
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Raleigh, I'm wrong most of the time. And, I'm on my phone, so I couldn't see if it was a girl/guy.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
323 I could make a better yet easier face
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Nah, you aren't wrong most of the time; just this one time. :]
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
it's kinda weird how I started this argument but my comments saying I'm a boy and all is ignored :/
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Raleigh, and many more times to come
Mr. Sassypants, I'm sorry for thinking you were a male.
Mr. Sassypants, I'm sorry for thinking you were a male.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
335- correction, I am a male
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
Hah, thanks for the correction. I meant female. Hey, it's 5a.m. here cut me a break :p
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
oh ok so how thin do you want me to cut your break?
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
woah. this conversation just made my brain explode o.<
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
341- yeah ain't brain explosions the best :)
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
I don't think anyone is responding so Ima leave if I'm just talking to myself unless my iPod is lagging really bad cuz it seams to do that
Reply
rimouski
| 0
lol you guys are like best friends through fml :P that's pretty sweet actually, it's like a different life, I wanna join the possy xD
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
mrsassypants, they are amazing!<33333
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
349 yup
344 I just joined right now
344 I just joined right now
Reply
joce445
| 0
131
They were speaking the English language, and actually they were quite coherent. So, shutup.
They were speaking the English language, and actually they were quite coherent. So, shutup.
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
344 - If you read every comment you'd notice a lot of it was correcting and arguing. Some were friendly.
Reply
kidsanchez1
| 4
#357 aren't most of the fml conversations like that
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
363 - I guess so. I find some coversations hilarious though, and fun.
Reply
kidsanchez1
| 4
#365 yup they are good to read
Reply
theOriginalBAM
| 0
Comment Moderated.
Reply
Massdebater
| 1
this conversation just made my PANTS explode! BOOM!!
also, grounded from your iPod?! WTF!! soo lame...
also, grounded from your iPod?! WTF!! soo lame...
Reply
xACIDDx
| 0
Aww, we love you too Freeze.
Reply
Zappyyy
| 2
don't call people fat when you look like a trannie!!
Reply
paigeatsflesh
| 11
I know right! how do you ground someone from music???!!!!!????!!!
Reply
jplumbob
| 4
RachelTM, What about people like skroal that do nothing but repeat the post on almost every one here. Why didn't he get modded?
Reply
thats sad
Reply
joooeee
| 3
the fml regulars need to get a room
Reply
ayeitsmerr
| 0
well...either way..it truly doesn't matter...the sister called her fat because she thinks she is..and to top it off.she thinks she's as fat as a hippo.
Reply
Massdebater
| 1
I know right?! that's just not on.. then again, your parents shouldn't ground you for anything.. because that is for gays...
Reply
Brittney_E
| 0
lol at #11 and ew justin beiber. i called him gay and he hit me with his purse.
Reply
dewees247
| 0
hi
Reply
Kendall_Cali97
| 8
I know right!!!
By
complicated4
| 0
hey I love that movie lol
By
FailVader
| 0
you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."
Reply
lurchin_10
| 0
picture win
By
lurchin_10
| 0
you should have slapped your sister for saying that
Reply
Raleigh_bruh
| 7
I think that was intentionally done to hurt Op's feelings though.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Depends on how young the sister is. And whether op has been whining about no dates and how hard she's tryed to get one. Dafp!
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
32 - Tried. Not tryed.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Does I care nose I doesn't don't correct me biznitch.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Well actually that's probably good to know, so thanks!
Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-
Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-
Reply
ohthebloodygore
| 16
What?
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
Τηαπκ γοθ Γοr τειιιπ Με Ηοψ το sρειι.
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
I said thanks for telling me how to spell tried. Why was that moderated? ειερηαπτ
By
alizax3
| 0
aahhh well you shud think about i... maybe if you were you wud have one. And tackle your sis and make her to take it back.. |:
By
Jessi_the_sexii
| 0
hippo's need love too it's ok
By
chocolatedrop
| 0
ydi for not being a hippo
By
emilyxorawr
| 3
ouch. FYL
By
TeeHooligan
| 0
apparently you're chunky
Reply
SeanFredrick
| 3
I like my salsa chunky
By
KingdomQueen23
| 0
hippos ftw :D