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haha mean sister but good movie.

you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."


haha mean sister but good movie.

Lol ydi for being fat.

oh shit OP. your little sister is a BITTCHHH! :S

burned by ur little sister, ouch

shoulda been like May e if you weren't a little bitchh you'd have friends to watch this movie with ^ ^.

Hungry hungry hippos!

Lmao! Owned.

ouch, what a rude little sister.

You've got a mean sister right there. Tell her that her neck is as long and spotty as the giraffe's.

a lot girls out there think they're fat when they're actually not and we don't know for sure op is fat

If that's the case than that'd make the sister anorexic and the op stupid for believing her.

"if u were a hippo" she wasn't talking about how fat she is her little sis is saying how she can't get a date.

Sean, there isn't sufficient details to tell

WAIT maybe OP isn't fat but just can't get a date hmmm? possibilty? maybe?

43- exactly. I know where you're getting at. I don't think it was a "fat" reference by the sister lol

Well it sounds to me like the op is fat, but I guess you really can't know for sure unless we see the op.

I love how the mods just shorten 38's comment to just the period instead of the excess space llol

They did that to me once.

Also ops username is "fatty" and I don't think she's talkin about a cigarette

63 - Even if she was fat, who cares? I'm tired if people bashing out against people who aren't skinny. A lot of overweight people get dates.

63- I was already aware of that when typing my previous comments. it's possible the sister mentally scarred her, which goes back to my point about how girls think they're fat when they're are actually not lol

I didn't say there's anything wrong with it just if your fat and people call you fat and you think that's a horrible thing, then do what you can to change it. And op couldn't get dates, obviously, although it may be due to her low self esteem or something else. Anyway I'm lucky cuz I'll never be fat. Woohoo!

OP may just be a little overweight and not "fat" and he little sister is mean.

point taken

It's not that bad working with your mum and if it is why not quit? Better question, why'd you apply in the first place knowing your mother worked there.

4/16/35/55 - have you nothing better to do than post mean comments multiple times? Have you no life? Or job? Or girlfriend? Or guildmates on World of Warcraft? You're always one of the first to post, which suggests you spend most of your time waiting eagerly for another FML - deserved or not - to ridicule.

#90 - Wrong Fml. :P

Raleigh :p it copied and posted from the other night. My phones a bitch.

92 you must be on a lot, monitoring him, if you know all that.

92 - You're right, I don't have a life, or friends, or a job, or a girlfriend.

95 - But, thank you for the correction. I didn't notice.

Ah, no problem.

YDI for watching Madagascar 2 and at the part where Gloria the hippopotamus get praised for her chunkiness, your sister said, "if you were a hippo, you would get a date."

106 - It's quite annoying, I'm sure everyone understands the bloody FML. No need to re-word the obvious.

#106 is Trollz's butt buddy.

109- agreed lmao @ freeze's pic

oh to be little and ignorant

oh the little kid, right? 

109 + 110 - I don't quite understand what you're saying. Next time speak an actual language.

" I like em big, I like em chunky!" :D

Hippopotamus... where did that word even come from? is it like a really cool opotamus?

I like your picture.

131 - Deja de decir lo obvio. Stop spune evidente. Arrêtez de dire des évidences. Stop stating the obvious. Enough bloody languages for you? Arse.

Paige!! thank god. I done been waitin' all year!

OP your sister is a bitch. my cousin is a bitch she commented on my fb picture with my boyfriend saying he was ugly

ahaha. no ferreals. I used to get on here all the time. I got grounded from my iPod for like 4 months. It was crazy. Raleigh[: I missed you!

Paige did you miss me?

I missed you the most my sexy friend!<3[:

Did you miss me? I bet ya did!

I hate you all.

agree with #11

Lol 160, ignore him xD

176 - He said speak a real language, so I spoke all the ones I knew :p

I don't remember you Sean >.<

That hurts, Paige. It hurts! Well maybe we never talked. Just, in my dreams!!... 

Paige Sean is seanreddog

lolol @ 162*

ohhhh. I always thought she was a girl>.<

KiddNYC why is that funny? :(

lmao Paige. how don't you recognize those killer eyes?

because you're adorable, mfmylifesrly lol

Bubbelz, sadly no. I wish I knew how to speak Italian. It was Spanish, Romanian, French, and English.

Paige you're making me angry. And you don't want me angry.... Dun dun dun dun

D: I am so sorry.

mango salsa mmm!

160 - Romanians don't wear shoes.

I don't know if I can forgive you. Youve gone too far this time.

Romanian, cool. I wouldn't have guessed that though lol.. Sean, why the new account?

Bubbels My other account was banned. Paige I'll give you one last chance, but you'd better not screw it up again.

212 - Learn your facts, they do. I've been to Romania, and I'm not Romanian. I'm Spanish/English.

Romania is just a maniac's Rome.

Sean what happend to all your pussy pictures

Sean I don't know why you think you're funny

Romania has some decent b**ches

True that 232 :) Let me guess, you got banned as well? :P

When did I say I was funny. I'm just letting people laugh at my stupidity or annoyingness. I'm like an undercover troll with no life. Anyway kidsanchez my Internet on my computer isn't working or I would've put one up cuz I don't like this pic anyway.

Lol @ 226 and 227. And I see skroal is at his douching again...

I'm Romanian... we do wear shoes... where did u get that idea?

What's a skroal :]

233- I was banned before for a week, then permanently lol. first time was for continuously dissing a moderator( which at the time I didn't know they were one) lol. second for violating a warning I guess lol. first account was kiddnyc10 with a zero, this is with an "o"

Okay lol xD And I found out what a skroal is so nvm. It's 4 AM so I'm heading to dreamland. Bye

oh it's 5 Am, crap

160 you got moderated a couple of minutes ago. I think that if 'ass' is allowed, 'arse' should be allowed as well. Just something, for the mods, to think about...

We moderate comments in languages other than English. Since we are an English site, most of our readers will speak English, and we want everyone to be able to read them. Sorry about that! ;-)

I thought this site was based in France? I spoke French! :p

It is based in France, yes, but we are the English site based off of Vie de merde or VDM.

220 - I couldn't read one word from that heaping pile of letters.

So, if I download the French version and speak English I'll get moderated?

Yes. We want everyone using the site to be able to understand what the others are saying.

Oh, I see. Thank you for the information.

umm I think I'm a liitle late but can I join this fiesta? ( p.s. for the grammer Nazis I'm not a good speller [fiesta] and don't know if I spelled it right :/ )

292- yup and there's my proof I'm not a good speller :/

294 - their is. There is a place.

Hmm, Precious. I think that comment he made was correct. :P 'There's' = There is or there has.

294- I thinc Ima start speling wong on porpuse now for poeple would thinc oh he jus spels in dat wierd ray

296 you're wrong. "there's" is correct "their is" would men they own is, cuz it's "theirs" which is a possessive.

A lot of people mispell words; I'm one of those people, and I'm not a grammar Nazi. and don't do that. Raleigh, doesn't 'there' just refer to a place, correct me if I'm wrong but it's what I've alway been told.

Raleigh beat me, dammit.

I am sparta! (I said that because I am also 300)

"There's" is just a contraction of 'there is' or 'there has'.

307 - I know that I was correcting the their not the there is there has thing. I was taught 'they're' is they are. There is used for places Their is used for possesion.

wow who knew I'll be starting a grammar fight! grammer*. I corrected myself cuz I didn't want to go back up there and just correct it and figured typing all this is much easier :/

His comment read: "yup and there's my proof I'm not a good speller :/" There was no 'their' in his comment, so it looked like you were correcting his "there's". :P

Dammit, I was correcting his there's*. it's a he? I thought it was a she from the username.

I can't think off anymore comments except this one (=^_^=)

316- Nah it's Mr.sassypants not Mrs.assypants. It wouldn't let me put the period "." in my username. I should've put MrSassypants

Either way, you were wrong this time. :P His comment was grammatically correct. And yes, it's a dude. At least, that's what it says on my laptop.

_=Ξ´θ_θ'Ξ=_ . Υ. / /

lol did she call you fat AND tell you you cant get a date?? woah!!

Raleigh, I'm wrong most of the time. And, I'm on my phone, so I couldn't see if it was a girl/guy.

323 I could make a better yet easier face 

Nah, you aren't wrong most of the time; just this one time. :]

it's kinda weird how I started this argument but my comments saying I'm a boy and all is ignored :/

Raleigh, and many more times to come Mr. Sassypants, I'm sorry for thinking you were a male.

335- correction, I am a male

Hah, thanks for the correction. I meant female. Hey, it's 5a.m. here cut me a break :p

oh ok so how thin do you want me to cut your break?

woah. this conversation just made my brain explode o.<

341- yeah ain't brain explosions the best :)

I don't think anyone is responding so Ima leave if I'm just talking to myself unless my iPod is lagging really bad cuz it seams to do that

lol you guys are like best friends through fml :P that's pretty sweet actually, it's like a different life, I wanna join the possy xD

mrsassypants, they are amazing!<33333

349 yup 344 I just joined right now

131 They were speaking the English language, and actually they were quite coherent. So, shutup.

344 - If you read every comment you'd notice a lot of it was correcting and arguing. Some were friendly.

#357 aren't most of the fml conversations like that

363 - I guess so. I find some coversations hilarious though, and fun.

#365 yup they are good to read

Comment Moderated.

this conversation just made my PANTS explode! BOOM!! also, grounded from your iPod?! WTF!! soo lame...

Aww, we love you too Freeze.

don't call people fat when you look like a trannie!!

I know right! how do you ground someone from music???!!!!!????!!!

RachelTM, What about people like skroal that do nothing but repeat the post on almost every one here. Why didn't he get modded?

the fml regulars need to get a room

well...either truly doesn't matter...the sister called her fat because she thinks she is..and to top it off.she thinks she's as fat as a hippo.

I know right?! that's just not on.. then again, your parents shouldn't ground you for anything.. because that is for gays...

lol at #11 and ew justin beiber. i called him gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know right!!!

hey I love that movie lol

you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."

you should have slapped your sister for saying that

I think that was intentionally done to hurt Op's feelings though.

Depends on how young the sister is. And whether op has been whining about no dates and how hard she's tryed to get one. Dafp!

32 - Tried. Not tryed.

Does I care nose I doesn't don't correct me biznitch.

Well actually that's probably good to know, so thanks! Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-Ξ=-

Τηαπκ γοθ Γοr τειιιπ Με Ηοψ το sρειι.

I said thanks for telling me how to spell tried. Why was that moderated? ειερηαπτ

aahhh well you shud think about i... maybe if you were you wud have one. And tackle your sis and make her to take it back.. |:

hippo's need love too it's ok

ydi for not being a hippo

apparently you're chunky

I like my salsa chunky