Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
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Deathhound 27
Why did she say it then?
gunmania0 12
Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.
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Comments (180)
nyellow 6
Say daddy's feelin it tonight
alliexkat0413 5
You deserve it. You should of went to your wife first and not imply that she comes second choice to your ****. Or at least asked her to watch it with you BEFORE you decided to exclude her our of your sex life. You are a jackass.
sammyjo06 14
Whether or not YDI kind of depends on the situation. Was she in the house (or did you know she'd be coming home soon) when you started? If so, YDI, because why would you not go to her first? If she refuses you then, you can go jack off to **** all you want. And of course she is not going to want to have sex with you if she's mad at you...That was kind of an insensitive question to ask in that situation. You should've just apologized, said that you didn't think she would want to (didn't you?), and said that from now on, you would come to her first. Then re-emphasize that she does come first and you are very attracted to her, etc.
imbatmanfir 15
Not saying you shouldn't necessarily be watching it if she won't have sex with you buuuuut I wouldn't want to right after I caught you doing that either.. Just sayin..
Fou_Lou 20
For me personally wanking to **** and having sex with my partner are two different needs and just having te one doesnt fullfill the other. Besides that masturbation is a way to have easy fun and sexual relif without having to deal with a partner. Many women will take it negatively if the partner wants just plain sex or a BJ without any other interaction with the woman.
IamAngryCoffee 14
It's reasonable that she would be mad.
123Puppy 33
Well yea......She was mad at you at that time.....of course she would've said no to sex when you asked......**** is not being loyal to your wife........shame on you.......
emmakcrossan 3
I can imagine the other side of it Today, I caught my husband masterbating to **** on his laptop. I asked him why he was watching **** when he could have sex with me to which he responded 'do you want to have sex' since I was mad at him I refused and he got all shitty with me. FML
123Puppy 33
Why in the world would she be in the mood to have sex after you JUST hurt her by watching ****?.................
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Maybe learn why asking her AFTER was a bad idea. If they are there maybe ask yourself why you didn't ask them