By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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screwtaylor 0

She probably secretly liked it. Don't worry, OP. You and you wife's friend will soon have a 3-sum soon.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Your wife and the other husband left the room together and left the other wife there for you? Yep, definitely a swingers' party

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screwtaylor 0

Swingers' party seems fun. Just like in Bruno. Oh, yah.

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allmidnighteyes 10

How do you defend yourself against a man with a *****?

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screwtaylor 0

The best part was when he took out the black ***** and asked if it was more dangerous. Haha.

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tonyDlolli 0

the only way this man can possibly become famous is if hes in a sex tape

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lostguy 0

wait, why was your wife in another room with another guy and what were they doing? if they were doing inappropriate things together or even small flirting then FYL. if not, then YDI big time with that slap lol ^_^

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aravol 0

Look before you squeeze!

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summer99 0

so..you didnt notice that your wife was wearing a different shirt..or had different breasts?

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metheonlyb 17

It happens. I was small back then when i mistook some stranger for my Dad in a restaurant. It happens, unknowingly. It is actually the sun conscious mind playing with you. But why should you be sad OP, you got to touch another pair of boobies for a change. :D

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chowyuk 0

I so had this happen not to long ago except in our room over the sink and it was the butt grabbed a lil akward for a bit but every1 laughed over it no fml at all

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marlux 0

.... u hadnt played in a while huh lol, maybe that will teach you

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Kay_Ell_Dee 0

ooohh, dang dude! i saw that one coming as i was reading.

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