By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 551
You deserved it 5 056

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.


Isn't that a little boring? His family jewels are safe, true, but I would be so bored. Besides, he is not the one who has to change. I suggest that his girlfriend starts to behave herself a little more mature. You simply don't throw lemons to your boyfriend or anyone else. Auwch.

Real women don't want to be patronized. If my boyfriend let me win in anything, I'd be pissed. If you are not as good at something as someone else is, then you try harder and keep practicing.

XxKyttixX 0
RedPillSucks 31

Looks like life served you up some lemons.

Fiskars02 2

That's okay. If you have sex, just be like "oh the condom broke and i think i came", pull out and be like JUST KIDDING. Lulz.

lol I'd just let her win from now on.

women are unusual creatures. next time let it win.

I agree, not many things warrant a shot to the nuts.