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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Top comments

perdix 29

Friday 21 January 2011 13:56

If you let her have a Wiimote instead of making her play with a lemon, maybe she'd have a chance to win.

DropDead77 11

Friday 21 January 2011 9:26

she elemonated you!

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goldhighways 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:01

LOL!

whatup360 1

Friday 21 January 2011 11:49

I'm sick of these lame bf/gf fml's...

alwa7sh 2

Friday 21 January 2011 18:16

She is a sour loser.

a_microwave 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:47

YDI for having a Wii.lol

BirdieCurls 25

Sunday 6 October 2013 20:34

"Wii Sports, bringing families together is our policy!"

caroliquey 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:02

be a gentlemen And let her win

DjeePee 24

Friday 21 January 2011 11:11

Isn't that a little boring? His family jewels are safe, true, but I would be so bored. Besides, he is not the one who has to change. I suggest that his girlfriend starts to behave herself a little more mature. You simply don't throw lemons to your boyfriend or anyone else. Auwch.

yetanotherginger 19

Friday 21 January 2011 12:12

Indeed! you throw limes

ShadyFTW1 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:52

27 win

LeashaJoy5595 28

Thursday 22 January 2015 21:05

Real women don't want to be patronized. If my boyfriend let me win in anything, I'd be pissed. If you are not as good at something as someone else is, then you try harder and keep practicing.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

Don't F with a gamer. O.o

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 January 2011 14:55

Don't F with a BAD gamer

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 16:50

lol true!

kbourco 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:04

5th!!!!!!!!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 21 January 2011 9:06

Looks like life served you up some lemons.

Fiskars02 2

Friday 21 January 2011 9:08

That's okay. If you have sex, just be like "oh the condom broke and i think i came", pull out and be like JUST KIDDING. Lulz.

dre_bro11 12

Friday 21 January 2011 12:18

it won't matter anyway... he ain't havin kids no more

maz255 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 10:48

win^

_streets_ 19

Friday 21 January 2011 9:11

lol I'd just let her win from now on.

illjusbedamned 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:14

women are unusual creatures. next time let it win.

kwebb77 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 7:22

lmao at the "it"

afdude87 6

Friday 21 January 2011 9:16

I agree, not many things warrant a shot to the nuts.

KiwiExchange 16

Friday 21 January 2011 9:21

(: make up sex ftw!

mrbeastmode 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:19

makeup backhand to the face :D

lovexbox 8

Monday 24 January 2011 4:51

You're fake.

mrbeastmode 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:07

am not

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