By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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rentmefor1day 0

me love u long time!!-----first------------

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tony8pie 0

Sooooo romantic... How did you know that women like to be groped when there are guests in the next room?

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teach09 0

It can make things a bit more exciting ;-)

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gummibehrs 4

Yep, every woman likes to have her breasts squeezed black and blue out of nowhere while guests are over. Oh well, his wife is probably screwing that woman's husband.

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Charlie88 0

My man gropes my boobs often enough - I really don't care, as long as it's still playfull!

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itsz_madi_bro 0

bahahahahahahahha sure it was an accident.

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epicwinmaster 0

well what i wanna know is what was your wife and the other guy doing in the other room??? hmm?

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metalhead1 0

lol that sucks what did her husband say

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24788 6

haha, you deserved it. your wife is not a tool. Well not when guests are over.

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iShine 0

Lol I like how you say you groped your wife like that's normal to do when you have guests over. YDI.

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TheLetterZero 7

#4 fails. "probably the last time youll touch another pair in your marriage." "I don't see an FML..." There's your FML right there. Sheesh.

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