By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 851
You deserved it 59 327

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

Comments

777_alex_777 0

do u tend to grope ur wife on a regular basis? =P

You don't know what your wife looks like? >.>

BikeMass 0
tony8pie 0

Numbers 77 thru 81: thank you for those self-indulgent novels, but why don't we keep these comments about the fml instead of personal dogma, shall we?!

madZONE_fml 0

this is one of the reasons we women like u to look at our FACES.

tonyDlolli 0

and **** are two reasons guys don't

@67 xD. I don't think that is how he meant it. Still stupid move on OP's part.

Boobs were created so men could play with them, it doesn't matter whose chest there on

Spaceman_G 0

Hell i bet u were happy anyway lol dnt play it off, give urself a high five

vickerlynn 0

awww eff her life for being such a stuck up bitch!! obviously u didnt mean to.... or DID u lol well it makes a funny story anyways lol

YamahaMama09 0

Pay attention to detail idiot......although I did find that shit funny as hell.