By sadlrana121 - 10/1/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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By  19990231  |  29

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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  19990231  |  29

We can tell. It's the most overused and unoriginal pun that appears on every FML with "shit" in it.

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  19990231  |  29

#1/7
We can tell. It is the most overused, unoriginal pun which gets used in every FML with "shit" in it.

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Interviewer: Is that bird shi-

OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting!

Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair?

OP: I'm a cupcake!

Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you?

OP: Because I'm a cupcake!

Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job?

OP: Being a cupcake!

Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the fuck out of my office!

Op: Cupcake?

Interviewer: Security!

By  19990231  |  29

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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  19990231  |  29

57, I'm not an expert, but you can manage to wash your hair in a public restroom. Although it may be embarrassing, not as embarrassing as leaving the shit in your hair.