Work: Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising...

By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

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Ohone01 1

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:43

Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

19990231 29

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

BeastyMcbeast 19

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:18

That's a pretty shitty situation.

BeastyMcbeast 19

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:23

This was a pun because she got shat on if you couldn't tell

19990231 29

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:26

We can tell. It's the most overused and unoriginal pun that appears on every FML with "shit" in it.

19990231 29

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:27

#1/7 We can tell. It is the most overused, unoriginal pun which gets used in every FML with "shit" in it.

howard007 18

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:29

#1 your shit pun actually got shat on...

Gabilliam 19

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Sunday 11 January 2015 12:28

*audience groans*

earljonez 22

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Sunday 11 January 2015 13:58

Totally didn't see this one coming......

milehigh52 22

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Sunday 11 January 2015 18:59

#1 don't try to explain your pun like we were too stupid to understand it. That's just sad. just take the down votes and move on.

touch_the_sky_77 22

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:19

Tell the company workers that it's frosting and pretend to be a cupcake. They'll either be delighted or terrified.

Exodiafinder687 58

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:47

Interviewer: Is that bird shi- OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting! Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair? OP: I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you? OP: Because I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job? OP: Being a cupcake! Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the fuck out of my office! Op: Cupcake? Interviewer: Security!

AnalAssassin1 14

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Sunday 11 January 2015 12:52

#20 that was awesome.

Adm_Twigs 19

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Sunday 11 January 2015 14:11

#20's scenario may work fantastically if you are getting a job at a cupcake shop!!!

ImmortalPancakes 7

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Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Hello

19990231 29

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

tinyrosie 21

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Monday 12 January 2015 5:23

unless it shit in her hair

19990231 29

Tuesday 13 January 2015 7:19

57, I'm not an expert, but you can manage to wash your hair in a public restroom. Although it may be embarrassing, not as embarrassing as leaving the shit in your hair.