By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London
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Tell the company workers that it's frosting and pretend to be a cupcake. They'll either be delighted or terrified.
Interviewer: Is that bird shi- OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting! Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair? OP: I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you? OP: Because I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job? OP: Being a cupcake! Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the fuck out of my office! Op: Cupcake? Interviewer: Security!
Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.
Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3