By InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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barca09 0

ur wife probably ****** the other man when they left the kitchen

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shortielove 0

I guess you can always become swingers! now, that would be a good time!

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CFR 0

*shakes head* Couldn't you recognise what your own wife was wearing? It would be grand to know that at least before trying to get at what's underneath. You horny bastard, you...

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mikkel_natas 0

I have a hard time truly believing that you could really be that oblivious to whom you were groping... I think I have to call shenanigans on this one...

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hellFighter 0

That's not an FML if it was the whole story. Chances are later you'll just laugh it off as a funny mistake.

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