Courtesy visit

By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
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This reads like OP's parents let themselves into their apartment/house with a spare key. You don't "visit" someone in a bedroom.

Not uncommon for parents to have keys. I told mine to let themselves in, though if I’m home, they can’t. My screen porch stays locked when I’m home because my psycho dog opens doors for freedom runs.

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Oh for gods sake. Does no one ever lock their damn doors? ydi

This reads like OP's parents let themselves into their apartment/house with a spare key. You don't "visit" someone in a bedroom.

they weren't in the bedroom. OP wrote couch.

Not uncommon for parents to have keys. I told mine to let themselves in, though if I’m home, they can’t. My screen porch stays locked when I’m home because my psycho dog opens doors for freedom runs.

There can be sofas in bedrooms when it's a kid's room but you're basically agreeing with my point here. "Lock your door" isn't a response to someone entering a building or apartment with a key and the wording of the FML doesn't suggest it's just parents barging into their child's room.

OP said they were on the couch. It's possible their parents could see them through a window?

Maybe your dad can go masturbate on your bed and your mom can clean your toilet with your toothbrush.

I don't think your parents will ever visit without warning again