By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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Comments

switchgurl20 17

You married her, ydi IMO ... get on the net or a book and explain the concept

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ollierobs 0

I'm disappointed boners :( You're usually so clever but you took the easy way out with this joke.

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rocketslider 0

she's dumb and she has balls? you need help my man

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mbrooks5110 0

I think you're confusing balls with stupidity.

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lindy91 4

what's the difference? the only smart men are gay or the ones who used to be women.

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legitasaurusrex 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA is she retarded? you should go have your unborn child tested, being a retard IS genetic after all...

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badluckattack238 0

what an ignorant moron you are. retardation isn't a "diss", it's an actual defect that shouldn't be joked around with.

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katialovesfml 0

I don't think you edited your profile picture enough.....

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kyliejamess 0

she is has no idea about pregnancy

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HailsMM 0

actually it's rare but a woman can be pregnant with two babies who aren't twins or even have the same due date

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Ins0mau 20

Well they should just use a condom then if they're that worried about it.

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xGolBLiiN 1

i get it the first few months but at like the 9month part why would you want to?

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whiterabbit420 4

cause some dudes find pregnant chicks hot? and plenty of pregnant women are horny with their hormones raging.

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