camp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
laughingflame
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
Anonymous
Buzau, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Cast the first stone
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
ygma
Mansfield, United States
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
caught
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
sonofahypocriticalwhore
United States
Hypocrite much?
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Anonymous
Scarborough, Canada
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
but cum to think of it...
🌶️ Spicy
No fun allowed
Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
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BeautyAndBrains 0
Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.
neonoodle 0
What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.
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Ole_Stinker 0
Advice from Billy Connoly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE Just remember that first line: "Thank God you're here!"
LiLOnE 0
...#4 u sick freak naw its normal NOT to do that...get it strait
footcheezeez 16
You are a complete douchebag! Every normal person jacks off at least once in their life, and it is completely natural. (straight. Get it straight.)
Donna_chan 0
hey look at it this way....u might find a real girlfriend there! :D
habbybouline 0
LMAO
emilym49 0
DON'T GO! i just watched Jesus Camp... scary stuff
shotgunhr 0
Jesus camp is different. they pressured those kids way too much. bible camp isn't like that
NoKo_fml 0
#54 it is normal to do that, ******* tug away nothing wrong with it
yokiedinosaur 0
bible camp sex is the best, though
kenltd 0
Bible Camp?!? Dude, you are so getting laid!!!!!!!!!!!
RavensRule97 0
im with 60
SRMB4life 0
I'm also going to agree with 60 and 61. The ones who act the holiest, are the freakiest ones behind closed doors. Either that or you'll come back a cult leader. Good luck!