Sounds like somebody needs to start making some homemade Jack Dagnals ice cubes.

Haha.. that sir, was brilliant.

Kinda hard to make Jack Daniels ice cubes but if you figure out how please let me know! Considering liquor doesn't freeze I just don't know how that's possible.... ?

Liquor will freeze. Just have to use more water than alcohol

"Welcome to our weekly IA meetings."

#14, Meetings? No, thanks, I have to deal with too many iceholes in my everyday life!

Haha is ice another name for meth where you are?

Ok what I meant was 'is ice also the street name for meth where you are? Cos it is here, so these comments are funnier to me'

Thats a hole nother set of problems if your appliances are talking to you

*whole

I'm not a fan of wine, but I do have both Hornitos and Milagro in my freezer. No ice required for my drinks that way :)

Chill the glass. I have those freezable cooling glasses. Buy more than one and rotate them. When one gets warm, get another.

Call me crazy but I prefer my red wine slightly chilled. (:

#39, You're crazy and you're welcome!

Yes but unfortunately it sounds like OP is already in denial "Today I found out I -was- an alcoholic"...

Step 13 ???? Step 14 Profit!!!

I had to Google that...I'm so ashamed.

#25, it's OK if you had to Google "hot toddy," but if you had to Google "stove," "shitty," or "you," I'd keep that to myself ;)