Miscellaneous: Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours...

By Meh - 01/03/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML

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By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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By HappyBirthdayISuppose - 01/04/2013 05:03 - United States - Westminster

Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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Unhappy Birthday

By Masiro - 13/07/2021 13:00 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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RawrSpoon 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:33

Ouch, what a crappy birthday present D:

cobrakid77678 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:48

worst.. birthday. ever?

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RawrSpoon 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:33

Ouch, what a crappy birthday present D:

hobobobo 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:56

YDI for being the problem

TheLunarEvent 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:47

Sometimes I think this site is full of /B/tards in training.

adammicdaddy 4

Thursday 22 April 2010 17:15

sorry. but at least u get double the presents

Amkii 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:47

:( Wow, I'm really sorry. Nonetheless, happy birthday!

cobrakid77678 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:48

worst.. birthday. ever?

jackaaa 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:48

Be a little more selfish. I'd bet your parents haven't had it easy for a while... quit being a brat and try to be supportive to them.

ZER0SI6KSSE7EN 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:17

How do you know he was being a brat? maybe he was being very supportive and didnt even care about his birthday.

SoloAutotunE 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:47

They're the ones beong selfish. it was his birthday and for a nice little cherry on top they're splitting up.

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:02

Wow total bummer. I don't think you are being selfish at all. I can't imagine getting that news around my birthday. I can't believe anyone said this is your fault.

that_one_guy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:32

Damn, I'm sorry Happy birthday, none the less

ifeedhobos 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:02

who could ask for a better early birthday present. divorce is the icing on the cake.

Lemun 1

Monday 2 March 2009 5:32

That's ****** up. I'm sorry. But what can ya do? :(

Paigeth 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:33

#4 - That's extremely rude. She's not being selfish. Divorce is never easy for the parents, but it's always extremely hard on kids. Trust me, I'm going through one right now. Just ignore #8. Divorce is a hard thing to go through whether it's your own relationship or your parents'. But you just gotta live through it. I know it sounds really harsh, but there's nothing you can really do. Crappy birthday present, but I'm sure when your birthday does arrive - they'll celebrate it with you. ( : Good luck.