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By Goatczar - 29/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Orem

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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I want what I want

By cydia123 - 10/05/2019 06:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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Weird questions

By Lola Smith - 03/11/2020 11:02

Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By geoduck - 10/02/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 22:00

Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2011 16:26

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:31

Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?

lfrider92 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:32

It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.

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Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:04

no more sauceges for them

infinitemonkey 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:05

I pictured this happening in a restaurant because of Kids in the Hall "Dipping Areas" skit (go watch that on YouTube if you haven't seen it). Funny butter conversation wherever it happened though (actually, now I'm picturing it as two construction managers up on girders on a high rise).

estroyer9 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:20

Let's hope they know how to pay you.

vanessa3546 11

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:27

It's really not.lmao

Marebare23 17

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:35

Why **** YOUR life? They're the idiots..

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:39

They're both right. Depends on if it's melted.

ZacDaBeat 1

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:47

I can't believe it's not butter.

xmygirlprobzx 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:51

It's a fat. Not a sauce.

mcamilli 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:59

It can be sauce if you melt it I guess

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 19:59

so who won?

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