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Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML
You wish he’d have put you out of your misery about 50 minutes ago!
The customer isn't always right. The customer is always wrong, but you have to pretend they aren't.