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By Goatczar - 29/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Orem

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

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Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:31

Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?

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Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:32

It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.

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shrek1000 12

Monday 9 May 2016 5:44

it's not. sorry to say but it's not

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