Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate...

By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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You deserved it 3 642

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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You deserved it 2 423

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 103

Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 703

You deserved it 324

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 309

You deserved it 37 456

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 406

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 132

You deserved it 42 732

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 183

You deserved it 1 117

By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 408

You deserved it 1 879

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 32 309

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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You deserved it 5 650

kfj19 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:12

im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

* girl

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loveisalie2 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:12

sucks to be you bro!

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

* girl

kfj19 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:12

im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

tingting1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:21

haha depends who they are

Tsumetai_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:05

#29 mercy you nearly killed me XD choked on my gum when i laughed and spent several minutes coughing

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:17

I agree with #9.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 21 September 2009 17:32

I agree with #37.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 18:11

Damn you, mercy! I waited for like an hour or something, constantly checking to see if a #36 had appeared so I could say basically the same thing. You beat me to it! Now it's spanking time.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 19:07

*Considers her options*... Meh. *Spanks* :D

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:15

I'm glad I came back. I giggled so much. XD I feel loved.

zee209 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:25

Wow! That really sucks. I've only dormed for one year when I was in college, and I would have hated if my roommate did that to me.

zack767 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:31

just streak through u could get a girl that way

brittanyrmh_ 12

Sunday 25 November 2012 22:51

OP is a girl, bud

pattysays 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:34

Lol this happened to my friend as well who's a boarder, and she got really pissed off at my other friend. this used to happen to me as well when I used to be a boarder, but thank God those days are over. FYL. I understand your feelings.

Ashley868 10

Monday 21 September 2009 12:48

Says a woman posted this, and yet everyone thinks it's guy.

ico2 2

Monday 21 September 2009 13:04

this happens a lot. just man (/woman) up and walk back to your room as nature intended!

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 21 September 2009 13:09

You should've walked out naked.. Walked quickly and hoped little to no one saw you. Hopefully if I was in the dorm, I would've saw you though. :D

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:18

People with bad grammar don't deserve to see the goods.

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 22 September 2009 7:35

STFU.. It's too bad that those 100% grammatically correct sentences were too long and complex for you but that shit just isn't my problem.

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 22 September 2009 7:41

Is this better for you? "You should've walked out naked (walked quickly and hoped little to no one saw you.) Hopefully if I was in the dorm, I would've saw you though. :D" Do you understand my comment now, dumbshit?

moonlight_daze 8

Tuesday 22 September 2009 10:54

Or was it the phrase "little to no one" that you didn't understand? Think of mathematics. Think of "zero to five people". And yes, that's 100% grammatically correct.

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:09

Wow. Chill. "Few to no one" is what you wanted. Seriously, chill out.

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:11

What does gay butt sex have to do with anything?

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:14

Oh, and *if I were* and *would've seen*, if you want to know.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:46

And your attempted "correction" added another error: no end-of-sentence period. (You put it inside the parentheses by mistake.) I blame the education system.