Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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Comments (206)
crazypplun1te 4
Her intelligence in this situation really depends on her age which you did not mention.
gmian 34
"My teenage daughter," so it can be assumed she is more than old enough to know those things.
DomiLove 26
Is that why she failed Geometry?
zandalee 20
This is why teachers dispair. Ever thought of perhaps having a world globe/world map on display at home or (gasp) teaching her basic world layout at home? Oh and stop calling your kid an idiot! Parent Of The Year? No.
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe she was just having a blonde moment? I do stuff like that all the time.
joselgarciac 9
I have news for you...
Bafrinn 14
And The Blonde Award Goes To....
oddities 20
And The Award For Unnecessary Capitalization And Rude Stereotyping Goes To ... Seriously, you don't need to show us that you know where the caps lock key is. Also, the 'blondes are stupid' stereotype is one of the dumbest, non-racial stereotypes there is. Guess who's at the top of my entire grade, probably going to be our valedictorian, speaks Latin, takes all possible AP classes, has photographic memory, is the captain of the debate team, and takes a math class 2 years ahead in my school? A blonde girl.
RedPillSucks 33
It's a racial stereotype without mentioning race.
HeyTherexxx 21
#43- Haha, thank you for defending us blondes with a kick-ass comment. :)
rocker_chick105 31
63- so.. it's a stereotype?
Bafrinn 14
@43 ; You Honestly Seem Very Desperate To Make Fun Of My Capitalization. I Just Prefer The Way It Looks.. . And I Get That What I Said Was Rude. No Need For An Essay "Exaggeration"
RaivenGizmo 14
I have no comment on this. I am speechless.
ineedagooduser 12
And yet you still decided to comment?
AnagenisisZagus 13
Apparently you do. Was it necessary? Nope.
kevinu125 7
Yes she is
FallenStar06 5
You realize parents have a part in their child's education too, right? It's not all on the teachers.
ineedagooduser 12
She may be an idiot but you are too due to bad parenting.
JMichael 26
Hurry OP! You can save her!