By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - United States
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

Using the term "go get a life" is the equivalent of "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." It doesn't mean anything other than that you don't have a comeback.

  mds9986  |  24

Probably because they are close to closing and put all the extra pies away or threw them out by then to bake fresh ones in the morning depending on where OP works.

  tj4234  |  35

It could also be part of the restaurant's licensing agreement not to sell food after midnight. But, that's assuming US licenses work that way.

By  lulinator  |  40

Well, obviously. You can't have dessert before dinner, or you'll ruin your appetite. And after midnight, it's a new day, and dinner isn't for at least 17 more hours. Doesn't anyone listen to their mommy anymore?