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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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Nice recommendation, thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 07:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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spazztcat16 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

neither will I.... oh god

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:29

Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

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namhowell 6

Friday 15 January 2010 3:49

I would have loved to have a teacher like that when I was in highschool, not a boring one. LOL.

Tigg3r 3

Friday 15 January 2010 3:50

high five to your teacher! I can see the comparison now...

devynnleigh23 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:03

thats uncompfortable.

cel123456789 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:04

high five to your teacher! I can see the comparason. that's what u get for stealing one of my comments ya ****** ^

nonameLiz 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:07

Vaginas are not green...

24788 6

Friday 15 January 2010 4:18

haha, what diseases does your teacher have?

sykes831 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:26

it's just shrek, you'll survive. nbd

nicholasBrandon 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 8:57

Heyy:)

Americunt 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:30

Me puse is not green...But my sulfur is.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Friday 15 January 2010 4:35

Great, now I can't watch Shrek without getting a hard on.

morphinex 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:36

I get it.. ovaries and the Fallopian tubes!! hahahahahahaha!!!! omg.. well, I nvr did like shrek anyways.. donkey and dragon is way cuter:):)

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Same thing different taste

Nice recommendation, thanks!

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