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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 07:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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spazztcat16 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

neither will I.... oh god

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:29

Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

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lageniale 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:49

I think it looks like a moose head....

kitkatkelly 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:51

Grow up, they're just ovaries! I'm not repulsed by your scrotum, although I do find it hilarious.

eoghanface 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:51

Is the female reproductive system really that awful?

thesunshotme 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:53

Well, now you know the feeling when testicles are compared to happy sacks and snow globes.

bexox 0

Friday 15 January 2010 18:44

At Christmas, we call them jingle bells!

superHydrate 4

Friday 15 January 2010 2:57

is it really that bad man. shrek head compared to ******??? well it looks like the whole ****** structure if we were to look at the whole ****** thing. like the dome shaped head of shrek being the uterus and the elongated ears of shrek being the Fallopian/eutrain tube. ????

TheCoolGuy3434 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:57

haha u wouldn't need to just look at the ****** and u can act it all out

hockeyhottie10 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:58

dude thats hilarious! im still laughing!!!!

epoh_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:58

how are the two comparable?

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:01

ew ew ewwww! i see it!!!! and now i can't get it out of my head! thanks a lot, OP. you just ruined shrek for me too.

Daggertrout 6

Friday 15 January 2010 3:03

I thought it kinda looks like a cow.

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