Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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Pixie333
| 6
Wait what? I don't get it..
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WCARlover
| 34
OP and wife fought
OP went downstairs to couch
OP's wife grabbed spoon
Spoon can be used to hurt people
OP afraid
OP went downstairs to couch
OP's wife grabbed spoon
Spoon can be used to hurt people
OP afraid
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ariannaimelda
| 7
Spoon = possible surprise buttsecks for OP
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SilentTreatment
| 7
Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P
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baconstrips
| 12
RUN, FUCKING RUN
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kaprookie
| 3
What if she was just using the spoon to eat ice cream?
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Jonkbaby
| 19
well you're not there, how else is she gonna spoon?
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moodyreallyrocks
| 27
LOL!
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rallets
| 22
reminds of the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon on youtube
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cjade5
| 0
Just apologize to your wife?
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nahgemsoohc
| 0
VOODOO TIME
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habibiiiiiii
| 2
I love ur pic ! #17
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DryHumor
| 4
87 I love that movie.
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Dojan
| 16
There's two instances of the letter "i" in the word aluminium!!
A-lu-mini-um.
A-lu-mini-um.
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KaySL
| 24
Not if you speak American English.
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abbytequiere
| 9
Yes, because there are so many things one can do with a spoon. Well.. I guess there are. If you're creative...
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yahoowizard
| 16
It's what makes her plan so good...she can't take the knife or fork since it's obvious and OP will call her out on it. Rather, she takes the spoon which mind fucks OP out of sleep
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saliat
| 0
Yeah maybe it was just a threat
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Jovecove
| 13
Or maybe she just wanted to gorge herself with ice cream using a huge spoon...
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
I like rusty spoons.
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lvl19virgin
| 0
Wrap some duct tape around the handle of a spoon, heat it up with a lighter for 2 minted then run it under some cold water. Spoons. Are. Dangerous.
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WTF_BRAIN
| 11
Calm down there mr. Salad fingers
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johnrdz3
| 24
Where do you think the phrase heavy metal came from?
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awildwhisper
| 30
SALAD FINGEEERS!!!!! :)
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LifesJusGreat
| 7
That would be a very slow painful death...
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Dandeska
| 7
Bet it'd make an awesome. Movie though
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Grimmerie
| 31
It already is a great movie. It's called The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.
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stefluvsyou
| 4
Just be glad it wasnt a knife
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JayBear14
| 11
I'd take the knife... Less pain.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Or a melon baller.
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SammiJS121
| 0
or a fork .
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JojoChuo
| 8
Make sure to wear pants!
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niniloka
| 2
dont you just love crazy bitches!!
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tsim_fml
| 0
Hey Uncle Phil, Aunt Viv make you sleep on the couch again?
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tsim_fml
| 0
yessir
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captainfalcon7
| 0
What are you afraid of?? That shes going to eat all the Lucky Charms??
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WCARlover
| 34
She just using it to mix up the batter for your make-up cookies...haha jk you're screwed
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Chocomaro
| 4
defend yourself with a fork
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IndigoAcrylic
| 9
I pictured Squidward yelling that to Spongebob ^_^
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Why does spooning always lead to forking?
OP went downstairs to couch
OP's wife grabbed spoon
Spoon can be used to hurt people
OP afraid