By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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OP and wife fought OP went downstairs to couch OP's wife grabbed spoon Spoon can be used to hurt people OP afraid

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

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Wait what? I don't get it..

OP and wife fought OP went downstairs to couch OP's wife grabbed spoon Spoon can be used to hurt people OP afraid

Spoon = possible surprise buttsecks for OP

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

RUN, FUCKING RUN

What if she was just using the spoon to eat ice cream?

well you're not there, how else is she gonna spoon?

rallets 22

reminds of the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon on youtube

cjade5 0

Just apologize to your wife?

habibiiiiiii 2

I love ur pic ! #17

87 I love that movie.

There's two instances of the letter "i" in the word aluminium!! A-lu-mini-um.

abbytequiere 9

Yes, because there are so many things one can do with a spoon. Well.. I guess there are. If you're creative...

It's what makes her plan so good...she can't take the knife or fork since it's obvious and OP will call her out on it. Rather, she takes the spoon which mind fucks OP out of sleep

saliat 0

Yeah maybe it was just a threat

Or maybe she just wanted to gorge herself with ice cream using a huge spoon...

I like rusty spoons.

lvl19virgin 0

Wrap some duct tape around the handle of a spoon, heat it up with a lighter for 2 minted then run it under some cold water. Spoons. Are. Dangerous.

Calm down there mr. Salad fingers

johnrdz3 24

Where do you think the phrase heavy metal came from?

awildwhisper 30

SALAD FINGEEERS!!!!! :)

LifesJusGreat 7

That would be a very slow painful death...

Bet it'd make an awesome. Movie though

It already is a great movie. It's called The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.

Just be glad it wasnt a knife

JayBear14 11

I'd take the knife... Less pain.

Or a melon baller.

Make sure to wear pants!

dont you just love crazy bitches!!

tsim_fml 0

Hey Uncle Phil, Aunt Viv make you sleep on the couch again?

tsim_fml 0

yessir

What are you afraid of?? That shes going to eat all the Lucky Charms??

She just using it to mix up the batter for your make-up cookies...haha jk you're screwed

defend yourself with a fork

I pictured Squidward yelling that to Spongebob ^_^

Why does spooning always lead to forking?