Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By WCARlover | 34

#3719747 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:52

OP and wife fought
OP went downstairs to couch
OP's wife grabbed spoon
Spoon can be used to hurt people
OP afraid

By SilentTreatment | 7

#3719813 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:06

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

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By Pixie333 | 6

#3719676 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Wait what? I don't get it..

WCARlover | 34

#3719747 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:52

OP and wife fought
OP went downstairs to couch
OP's wife grabbed spoon
Spoon can be used to hurt people
OP afraid

ariannaimelda | 7

#3719797 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:02

Spoon = possible surprise buttsecks for OP

SilentTreatment | 7

#3719813 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:06

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

baconstrips | 12

#3719883 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:17

RUN, FUCKING RUN

kaprookie | 3

#3719927 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:25

What if she was just using the spoon to eat ice cream?

Jonkbaby | 16

#3720080 - Monday 12 December 2011 10:36

well you're not there, how else is she gonna spoon?

moodyreallyrocks | 27

#3720754 - Monday 12 December 2011 16:26

LOL!

rallets | 22

#3721853 - Monday 12 December 2011 22:21

reminds of the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon on youtube

cjade5 | 0

#3721936 - Monday 12 December 2011 22:53

Just apologize to your wife?

nahgemsoohc | 0

#3722122 - Monday 12 December 2011 23:53

VOODOO TIME

habibiiiiiii | 2

#3722138 - Monday 12 December 2011 23:58

I love ur pic ! #17

DryHumor | 4

#3722247 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:28

87 I love that movie.

Dojan | 16

#3723089 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:11

There's two instances of the letter "i" in the word aluminium!!
A-lu-mini-um.

KaySL | 24

#3723344 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:20

Not if you speak American English.

By abbytequiere | 9

#3719686 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:45

Yes, because there are so many things one can do with a spoon. Well.. I guess there are. If you're creative...

yahoowizard | 16

#3720144 - Monday 12 December 2011 11:18

It's what makes her plan so good...she can't take the knife or fork since it's obvious and OP will call her out on it. Rather, she takes the spoon which mind fucks OP out of sleep