Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
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Comments (123)
Inspired22 11
He has been stalking you for the past three years and you haven't taken action? Please do something about it before it escalates! The threat here is not to your dignity, it's to your safety!
angel55033 12
yea right you're a liar nice try
restythestar 0
it's kinda cool to have a stalker, why don't I have one?
mcxhunni 0
i'll be yours.
restythestar 0
thanks but im straight..
Hopersz 0
Sounds like you need to take legal action here. If you know his full name and place of address then its time to take this further. Clearly he is onto you and and you to give into his ways. Please take our advice and take legal action ASAP. This is a matter of your safety
georggx 3
he tells you that you have no life?! is he sure.. if anyone it is him that has no bloody life, he obviously didn't mean it because something about your life must of interested him to hold on 3 years.. aha...
tona01 16
well if OP has no life he must know, and actually the stalkers life is OP...
77taylah33 0
I wondering why if he has been stalking you for 3 years why he didn't have your number before that? he could have gotten it a billion ways
azzaj 0
Pretty bad stalker if it's taken him three whole years to find your number...
Illyssa_fml 4
Maybe you should get the police involved? and maybe a restraining order?
vballchick101 0
HE's the one who doesn't have a freaking life!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
wow u get a stalker, for 3 years may u add, and he tells u u hav no life....