Love: Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past...

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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By AshleyRose24 - 23/11/2013 08:02 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Expensive hobby

By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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sassysoprano 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:30

Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:30

To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

Comments

Inspired22 11

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:22

He has been stalking you for the past three years and you haven't taken action? Please do something about it before it escalates! The threat here is not to your dignity, it's to your safety!

angel55033 12

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:26

yea right you're a liar nice try

restythestar 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:28

it's kinda cool to have a stalker, why don't I have one?

mcxhunni 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:40

i'll be yours.

restythestar 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:29

thanks but im straight..

Hopersz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 10:52

Sounds like you need to take legal action here. If you know his full name and place of address then its time to take this further. Clearly he is onto you and and you to give into his ways. Please take our advice and take legal action ASAP. This is a matter of your safety

georggx 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 11:21

he tells you that you have no life?! is he sure.. if anyone it is him that has no bloody life, he obviously didn't mean it because something about your life must of interested him to hold on 3 years.. aha...