Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
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Comments (123)
fanbat 0
he's been watching you so he must know what he is talking about
JacksonCampbell 9
get a restraining order you idiot.
snipetay205 0
#94 you idiot they cost money -.- idiot
Firestarter8 0
Department of redundancy department...
KusanagiStyle 3
Hahaha oh wow :D
samc38 0
Three years and only just now finds your number? Pretty shoddy stalking if you ask me.
Firestarter8 0
Win
HaruhiFujioka 0
.... he stalks you... then tells you that you haven't got a life? look who's taking. but, haters gon' hate, sweetie.
Firestarter8 0
#76 That comment is so full of win..
clothesoptional 0
You need to call the cops! Law enforcement takes that shit seriously...b/c we know what people like that are capable of! If for some reason they suck & don't take it serious, go above their heads ;)
clothesoptional 0
Oh, yea...since you're in California & they're desperately trying to raise their budget, officers are ticketing anyone & everyone for simple violations...I doubt you'll have a problem getting any help!
EliPorterlover 0
I have someone who does that exact thing to me!
chacha101908 0
he should talk..