Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch
flashback.miss 28
report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.
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FrozenMusic 26
Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch
ChaCerCam 14
now it's time to hire a lawyer.
Almost_Positive 18
Yeah.. That doesn't sound legal
LowExpectations 30
OP should just call the police. May not get him back in the house but at least he'll get his wallet and ID's back so he can buy/rent his own place.
brandoneyez1 25
#1 took the words from my mouth!
blazingshot147 19
Time to close your accounts, and call the police...
forcedonprada 1
Yeah. Call the police on her for stealing. Then find a place with reasonable rent, get your stuff, AND GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!
flashback.miss 28
report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.
gpg5 19
Report her for theft.
Wingman527 22
I completely agree ^ this is ridiculous
fuckyourlifeOP 25
I hate the idea of calling the cops on your own mother, but OP... Call the cops on your own mother.
Dodgydaly 11
kill the boyfriend
A07 48
And feed her the grilled chops when she's hungry.
mathen 9
This is really sick. Thumbs up.
pessimistprime 4
It's simple;We kill the boyfriend.
penguin2000 2
Obviously it's the only way...
godofdestroyers 4
**** ya!
Respect101 17
It was for "insurance" reasoning. I got nothing.
sleepybear3 8
Wtf Parent of the year -.-
Gurnir 10
Wouldn't your mom and her boyfriend be in one room?
MrsFlowers 9
This is what I would think. They must have a complicated relationship.
Nymeria_fml 25
Maybe he's not her new boyfriend, but rather her replacement son.
smokecloud_ 37
Man cave. Duh.
Almost_Positive 18
They probably just don't want him around anymore
chosha_fml 27
OP said the boyfriend 'needed the room,' not that he was sleeping in it.
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe he needs it for his weights or his puppy or as a man cave or something
detectivedipsiht 12
slap that hoe
TanzWolf 26
Depends... How old are you?
tournamentdecide 33
Yes, because the mother has the right to take her passport and credit card, no matter OP's age.
MidnaLink 35
It REALLY doesn't matter. You DO NOT choose someone over your own child.
blazerman_fml 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yes a mother is biologically supposed to love you and pretty much do the opposite of what she did to the guy who posted this.But #9 might have a fair point.If the guy is really old and still living with his mom and just leeching off her then its not fair and deserves some tough love.Trust me its more common than you think.But if that is not the case,and his mother is just doing so because of the new boyfriend then its plain stupid.Guess we will never know what it really is unless the OP clears it out for us.All we can do is assume.
askullnamedbilly 33
That, however, does NOT give her the right to steal from him #30. If you want your adult child to move out, you tell them and give them an ultimatum. You don't kick them out and keep their wallet.
blazerman_fml 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree she shouldn't have taken 3 essential things.But I doubt she stole it to actually keep the money.That's probably her idea of handing out an ultimatum and telling the guy she's being serious.Once again we can only assume.Since the guy hasn't given us much to go with.But its going to be hard to find a place to live without his wallet and his Credit Card.
shinigami99 10
blazerman (#30 and #50) Just stop. You have almost no valid points. The fact is, she threw everything out on the lawn. Now, forgetting, the fact that she stole his essentials, it is NOT OKAY to throw your child's personal belongings out in the open on the lawn without no prior warning or deadline. An ultimatum is not declared by destruction of property, nor is it declared by theft. Stop trying to sound smart.
stevothedevo 25
Keyword 'trying' to sound smart, you sound dumb as ****.. Go put your helmet on.
T1A2Z3 35
She surely could have given him a week or something to find his own place and not stolen?
SpeedToast 16
Ouch. Hopefully your mom will realize that her child is more important than her boyfriend. I hope it ends up all good, OP!
tony1891 22
you're mother sounds like a really swell woman.
Mads_1234 28
Your*
CaptainSmith28 19
You're grammer is just plane aweful.
False_Stupidity 42
*iz and jus If you're gonna make an effort #57, may as well go all out :)
tournamentdecide 33
is* and just*, correct grammar means punctuation and usage, not spelling. Check your knowledge of things before you grill someone for doing things incorrectly when they were right.