Love: Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past...

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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By AshleyRose24 - 23/11/2013 08:02 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Expensive hobby

By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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sassysoprano 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:30

Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:30

To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

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mort1818 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 6:59

go meet him at a café say he touch your boob and kick him in the nutz

iSolDyourSouL 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:59

It was my way of asking you out on a date. Go out with me? :3

redmnky21 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:55

durring these 3 years it never occured to u to change ur number?

AllyyK 9

Monday 16 January 2012 10:19

Umm it sounds like she did change her number before and maybe even multiple times when she said he 'somehow got a hold of her number'. I highly doubt she has had the same number for three years when this guy has been stalking her for that long.. Unless she's an idiot, but then if she never changed her number than she obviously doesn't really care that he's stalking her. Maybe she wants to be stalked?! Maybe she likes the attention? There could be so much more to this FML that she never added and that we don't know about, and we will probably never know. If he's been stalking her for three years and had her number before than I'm sure she's changed it before. But hey that's just what I got out of it, I could be wrong and she could just be a huge dumbass? Hmm..

AllyyK 9

Monday 16 January 2012 9:06

That's sad when even your stalker thinks you have no life lol

chrispasta 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:21

This is what stalkers do. Deflect and reflect the craziness. Do anything they can to get a rise/attention from you. Unfortunately sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands sometimes. Cut all contact. Give your friends/family a description of him. And don't go anywhere he knows you frequent alone.