Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent out the invitations she made for my wedding. On them, it says "You are invited to this 'special' event". In the same way, I'm referred to as "special", and my name is misspelled. Hint taken, you bitch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cherries62212 16
Monster-in-law award goes to this one! Sorry op, she has some problems.
cjlerch 29
She seems 'special' in her own little ways, too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (105)
mkcherry 14
See if you can talk your fiancé into moving out of the country. Europe is nice. Then you have a reason to never visit the bitch in law.
LotsOfConfusion 9
Or the in law will have a better reason to come stay at their place while she "visits" for months on end, thereby making their lives miserable on a whole other level.
ahippienamedrae 10
At the wedding, make a toast and embarrass the hell out of her.
zZLightZz 13
that bitch
DarthVader77 9
One word: RUN!!!!!!!!
fivetimeslonger 24
Welcome to the family!
KatyLarae 13
Monster-in-law=1 you=0
TerraShadow 18
Remember that next time you never let the monster-in law do anything
channelmonica 17
Hah well we now know who definitely is NOT invited.
TheGriizlyBear 22
Oh that's sucks, FYL
JRtheSnowman 5
I think a piece of you deserves this. You had to know that woman doesn't like you, why would you let her do something important like the invitations