Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent out the invitations she made for my wedding. On them, it says "You are invited to this 'special' event". In the same way, I'm referred to as "special", and my name is misspelled. Hint taken, you bitch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
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cherries62212 16
Monster-in-law award goes to this one! Sorry op, she has some problems.
cjlerch 29
She seems 'special' in her own little ways, too.
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Comments (105)
garebear61 14
These mother-in-law stories on FML make me want to get married in secret.
91hayek 31
Then you'd be running from your in-laws your whole life. You need to stand up to them at some point and show them that the wedding, and indeed your marriage, is you and your partners and no one else's. Better to do it earlier than try to do it later on.
Misoranomegami 16
If you can afford it I would recommend sending out a new round of your own invitations.It would make her look like the petty, controlling, self centered person she is. Better yet see if your parents will on your behalf since it's their privilege anyway.
SMHsohard 22
Wedding invitations aren't generally something the groom and/or his family usually pay for.
91hayek 31
Better double check everything else you've put her in charge of. The wedding could just be one time bomb of spite waiting to go off.
worldclassrager 41
She'll have to learn to live with you maybe she'll begin to like you it looks like a long shot though
mercedesm 28
Create new invites and DO NOT send her one. :)
fsomelife 26
One of my favorites words, for reasons of pronunciation and problem-solving abilities: ELOPE.
SmoothPancakes 10
I think it's time to kill the bitch. Put Raid in her punch at the reception.
natrob02 1
You mean "quotation marks," you didn't mean apostrophes
Bragi 12
Perhaps if you knew the difference between an apostrophe and quotation marks...?
kipperin 18
Poor anonymos