FML : Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages,...

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Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pummy - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 00:48 / United States

Intimacy

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By mrollg | 0

#595486 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 09:45

i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

By amerrah | 4

#974237 - Monday 5 April 2010 05:39

Hmm I wonder if Noah invited him to ride his ark.

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By mrollg | 0

#595486 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 09:45

i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

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amerrah | 4

#974237 - Monday 5 April 2010 05:39

Hmm I wonder if Noah invited him to ride his ark.

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eminemXshady | 0

#2241675 - Friday 25 March 2011 10:44

haha 23 win

By Dreamworld_fml | 0

#595542 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:40

Hotness you should have seen where the provocative conversation would go ; )

By Cristaderzi | 0

#595549 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:52

lol yep me too!!! lol I though his GF was gonna get mad lol

By bcopeland | 0

#595602 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 01:10

did Noah get excited?

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bananaphone122 | 0

#3245434 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 08:38

My names noah...

By dnlphm94 | 0

#595633 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 01:52

Forgetting your own girlfriend's number...o.o 

By tothepound | 0

#596012 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 07:32

i thought your gf would go along with it and you would get mad haha

By arnold38 | 1

#596137 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 08:34

Not a big deal dude. who cares about Noah

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uunnkknnoowwnn | 0

#1118789 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 09:38

That's what I thought too haha.

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jrgr | 6

#4560688 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 09:45

Lol poor Noah

By highboots30 | 0

#596603 - Thursday 1 October 2009 12:16

that's an iPhone for ya it's only the first of mistakes b careful this phone has a mind of it's own

By Bravesman16 | 0

#596617 - Thursday 1 October 2009 12:25

fk'n great!

By j3nn1987 | 0

#596705 - Thursday 1 October 2009 01:25

Well look on the bright side... At least they didn't play it out! that woulda been embarrassing!

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