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"his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing HER husband" (as in the Uncle) not OPs husband. She was probably emailing the Uncle at work... otherwise she would have said while emailing MY husband
oooh they irony! you should have replied: you're the one with a bitchy reply, sent to everybody by mistake... who's the dumb bitch then?
Why the hell is there a reply all button to begin with?
Thats exactly what I was thinking! F the aunts life!
what a bitch
The OP should "accidentally" reply all with a note to her own husband saying "I took the high road and invited them, but we can hope your insufferable Aunt makes up another one of her lame excuses and doesn't show. Maybe she's figured out none of us can stand her, but I doubt it since if she really knew just how much everyone hates her, or heard even half of what's said behind her back she'd move to another continent. Gotta feel for your Uncle though, poor guy!"
this should be he only comment on here!! awesome!
Groovis, that's the most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!
Now everyone in the family knows what a total bitch she is.
What If she is not? What If the aunt is the real total bitch?
That's what I meant :) sorry if it wasn't clear.
Sounds like the aunt really is one. Pretending to be unavailable to go to her nephew's kids party simply because she doesn't like the mom is pretty bitchy to me.
your response should have been something along the lines of: well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there! I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...
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I wish there was a like button . your funny (:
There is a like button ... on the website .
haha well let's just say I've had a very similar situation before.. that's what i did :)
Did you ever think she could have been referring to one of her other nephew's wife? Or did you just win the Jumping to Conclusions contest?
Maybe the OP is the only one who the aunt could be referring to. And even if it was meant for someone else, it's still a really bitchy thing to say.
And maybe astrology is real, and maybe Shakespeare didn't write his plays, and maybe Elvis is still alive and working in a 7-11 in Dubuque, and maybe KaySL is actually a transvestite, and maybe Doortje is a 3-headed tentacled alien who had a love child with William Shatner. All the maybes and no facts. That's what makes FML fun!
That last one is not a maybe, his name is Jimmy and he's three now.
Ha! I ******* knew you...um...shit-stained...uh... Ew.
Doc might I ask what is your profile picture of?
Of course you may ask. It doesn't mean I'll tell you. No, I'm kidding. It's a perforated gastric ulcer that I repaired about 2 weeks ago.
MyMuffinsAreDead, you should get your eyes checked out. The big blue thing in the middle is the perforated gastric ulcer. Sheesh, don't you have any knowledge of the human anatomy at all?
He said "it LOOKS like..." And i have to admit , it does look like someone shoved a bottle up his ass . To be honest , no one actually cares . + Doc had already told us where the bottle was..
Ok, ok...I changed my picture, because the gastric ulcer was repulsing too many people. The coke bottle in the ass picture seems to be getting a better reception. MrBond007, I doubt anyone here is really interested in seeing what I look like.
That's where you're wrong Doc! I bet lots of people want to know what you look like :') And when has repulsing other people ever stopped you before?! #96: Facepalm.
I would reply to the email and say "who's the dumb bitch who can't use a f*** computer?"
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Now everyone in the family knows what a total bitch she is.
your response should have been something along the lines of: well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there! I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...