Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
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Top comments
xmaan667 15
Let the prank war begin.
Pink185054 16
Well...at least you didn't have a heart attack or something
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Comments (102)
blubje 17
Haha genious. I'm going to do that too. Love it. Sorry you pissed your pants though.
Parvati48 15
Lol that's funny but terrible at the same time, sorry OP. However this gives you the opportunity to prank her back, do something that will scare the shit out her.
MandyMeow_fml 18
You will look back at this and laugh just give it sometime, until then you plot your pay back
Classy_Sassy_15 15
My older sister and I got back at our eldest sister by clipping her nails into triangles. Then when she woke up and scratched her butt she screamed and pay back. Just an idea. :)
ohishkabibble 21
That is particularly evil, and also brilliant. A+ prank
expertsmilee 26
Pass code lock on your phone? If it doesn't have one, (caveman phone), then keep a better eye on yo personal stuff.
fabulouskenaz 6
If there is no ability to password, then there is also no, particularly easy, way to set a custom ringtone.
ckibb97 22
Maybe you should record a 'fire drill' and see how she reacts to that at 2 in the morning...
thief1434 23
I have my phone alarm as a Led Zeppelin song, and once the volume was turned up all the way, and something very similar happened. Worst way ever to wake up-even if to an amazing band.
Zebediabolical 45
Pretty much the only way I can see this being a FYL is if she had to break the passcode to get into it. If you gave it to her or didn't have one on it, well, YDI. YDI even more for being on FML and seeing what happens to peoples phones and computers on a pretty regular basis here.
brssps1 19
Change her ringer to something inappropriate, then call her while she is at work/School
ActualCheese 7
Wow, sorry op. I'm a pretty huge wuss when it comes to these things so I'd probably smack the living crap outta my sister