Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Equality
Today, I gave my wife a £55 gin Advent calendar. She gave me a £1 one with chocolates i don't like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Never enough
Today, for our anniversary, I asked what my wife wanted and she said not to bother spending money, so I didn’t, and she called me a tight git. Then for her birthday I bought her a gift anyway and she had a go at me for ignoring her wishes and wasting money. I literally cannot win. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML
manhood fading away
Heckmondwike, United Kingdom
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Anonymous
It's the most wonderful time of the year (nearly)
Today, ever since the day we met, me and my wife haven’t cared about Xmas at all except for exchanging a few gifts. Well I don’t know what happened but I got home from work and she had bought £1800 worth of Xmas shit and decorated every room and the garden. In November. What? Why? FML
ima nerd
United States
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Anonymous
India
Demanding
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
SpongeBob
Christmas hint
Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
flyakite29
United States
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Top comments
sirrubberduckie 37
First that crap with the wedding and now this? I'm beginning to think maybe she doesn't like you that much.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What a Scrooge. Humbug.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Be an Indian-giver and give her the crappy chocolates back.
sirrubberduckie 37
First that crap with the wedding and now this? I'm beginning to think maybe she doesn't like you that much.
JasonThorn 23
It is said that it's the thought that counts. Apparently, she didn't put much thought into it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What a Scrooge. Humbug.