Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
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Top comments
xmaan667 15
Let the prank war begin.
Pink185054 16
Well...at least you didn't have a heart attack or something
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Comments (102)
djstiv3 15
that sucks but you also deserve it for not locking your phone :)
Waschlappen 23
This is awesome! Your sister sounds so cool! I think I'll have to try this on my boyfriend.
yumi209 5
Well it's time to get a little payback. XD
bettyrulez 16
at least you're alive
SalukiRod 5
Call her from a pay phone way late at night and ask "Have you checked the children?"
foundationsk8 4
Passcode dude
kalbrek009 20
If you haven't told her (or anyone other than fml...I'd just be sure to check it every night before bed & pretend like it never happened...
aimzskee 30
Ahh locked comments
AnonPotato 16
There's something called a password. Next time I suggest having one.
cypherwars 15
I hope she filmed it somehow. Because that my friend would be pure gold :D