FML : Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told...

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Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pubemilkshake / Monday 8 December 2014 02:12 / United States - Salt Lake City

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By NeoMatrix25 | 12

#6138718 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:03

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

By 3051628 | 24

#6138717 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:03

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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By Dillyduzit | 23

#6138716 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:02

Sounds like you really upset him, OP. Or he has a sick sense of humor.

PennyLane27 | 31

#6138751 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:42

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Gemma_Mansonite | 20

#6138971 - Monday 8 December 2014 17:05

No, OP's boyfriend is just sick and twisted

Joestarry | 8

#6139043 - Monday 8 December 2014 18:53

no her boyfriend is just creative :^)

mzcupcakez | 20

#6139152 - Monday 8 December 2014 20:35

#79- Omg no. it's just plain disgusting.

smudgey_bubbles_ | 8

#6139191 - Monday 8 December 2014 21:24

they're like "it's better than yours!"

gpg5 | 18

#6139450 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:22

I thought we all agreed to never be creative again

SaharaZinc | 14

#6139506 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 7:21

No, it sounds like she needs a new boyfriend.

jeepers_1 | 21

#6140054 - Wednesday 10 December 2014 2:45

I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

By 3051628 | 24

#6138717 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:03

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

chlorinegreen | 27

#6138812 - Monday 8 December 2014 11:40

It probably won't since I hope they won't be together anymore. I would be done at that point. Whether he did it to be funny or not that crosses a VERY big line for me. Ew.

Kyp_kingofhearts | 12

#6141112 - Thursday 11 December 2014 8:36

My question is why tf would he do that? That's really immature and unnecessary.

By NeoMatrix25 | 12

#6138718 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:03

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

901_khad | 10

#6138776 - Monday 8 December 2014 10:19

That was better than the original post. kmsl

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6138958 - Monday 8 December 2014 16:33

Kmsl?

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6139080 - Monday 8 December 2014 19:38

Means Kieling Me Softly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

foxwasalamb | 24

#6139174 - Monday 8 December 2014 21:00

kill me so loud?
kissing my soft leg?

babygirl6214 | 19

#6139313 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:37

killed my sides laughing??

Ichiya | 29

#6139316 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:40

Koalas make sex lazily

One_Way | 43

#6417209 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 23:24

Kahlua makes Spaniards loopy?

By cmchappy | 24

#6138719 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:04

I'm inside of you Brian

Grenith | 21

#6139225 - Monday 8 December 2014 22:25

Perfect reference.

cmchappy | 24

#6139279 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 0:08

I'm guessing your new here but thanks next time just give it a like:)

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6139358 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:53

Wow #118, you must be new here; you're not the comment police.

Seriously, though, WTF was up with that comment? Pretty rude.

Harpy20 | 24

#6139457 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 5:31

Noobs calling other noobs new...

PoshChip | 9

#6139510 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 7:35

Love the shirt bro

cmchappy | 24

#6139534 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:01

If I was trying to be rude why would I say thanks

By HilarityOfLife | 8

#6138721 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:04

Oh gross...

By Dave_Davington | 30

#6138724 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:06

Why the fuck would you do that?!

By jpsullivan | 35

#6138726 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:06

Bake him poop brownies. Then dump him.

Crazynopantsman | 11

#6138843 - Monday 8 December 2014 12:28

I see what you did there.

AlwaysWatching | 27

#6139252 - Monday 8 December 2014 22:54

Unless he likes that or something. Who knows what was going through his head

KittyLahv | 27

#6139337 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 2:06

"Eat my shit!"

KK3137 | 31

#6139583 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 11:20

That was the best scene!

krumpus | 1

#6156774 - Monday 29 December 2015 0:46

This is the only comment on here that makes any sense whatsoever.

By Sunflower1919 | 19

#6138727 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:07

Surely you'd notice it contained long curly hairs rather than little black seeds before you drank it?!

AdmiralGrammar | 4

#6138738 - Monday 8 December 2014 9:17

I would expect so. Most likely it WAS poppyseed and OP's boyfriend said it as a joke, then OP turned out to be extremely gullible.

feelingold | 18

#6138785 - Monday 8 December 2014 10:28

You just cut em reeeeeeal short.

kewpiesuicide | 29

#6138915 - Monday 8 December 2014 15:00

Is nobody else concerned that poppyseeds are much thicker than hairs? If they were pubes, how thick do they have to be for her to be convinced that they were seeds??