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By pubemilkshake - United States - Salt Lake City
Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
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By  3051628  |  24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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By  Dillyduzit  |  23

Sounds like you really upset him, OP. Or he has a sick sense of humor.

By  3051628  |  24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

It probably won't since I hope they won't be together anymore. I would be done at that point. Whether he did it to be funny or not that crosses a VERY big line for me. Ew.

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By  cmchappy  |  25

I'm inside of you Brian

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  cmchappy  |  25

I'm guessing your new here but thanks next time just give it a like:)

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  cmchappy  |  25

If I was trying to be rude why would I say thanks

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