By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
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NeoMatrix25 12

Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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Dillyduzit 23

Sounds like you really upset him, OP. Or he has a sick sense of humor.

PennyLane27 32

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

No, OP's boyfriend is just sick and twisted

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mzcupcakez 20

#79- Omg no. it's just plain disgusting.

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gpg5 19

I thought we all agreed to never be creative again

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SaharaZinc 14

No, it sounds like she needs a new boyfriend.

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jeepers_1 21

I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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chlorinegreen 27

It probably won't since I hope they won't be together anymore. I would be done at that point. Whether he did it to be funny or not that crosses a VERY big line for me. Ew.

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

My question is why tf would he do that? That's really immature and unnecessary.

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cmchappy 25

I'm inside of you Brian

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cmchappy 25

I'm guessing your new here but thanks next time just give it a like:)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wow #118, you must be new here; you're not the comment police. Seriously, though, WTF was up with that comment? Pretty rude.

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cmchappy 25

If I was trying to be rude why would I say thanks

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AlwaysWatching 27

Unless he likes that or something. Who knows what was going through his head

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krumpus 1

This is the only comment on here that makes any sense whatsoever.

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Sunflower1919 19

Surely you'd notice it contained long curly hairs rather than little black seeds before you drank it?!

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AdmiralGrammar 4

I would expect so. Most likely it WAS poppyseed and OP's boyfriend said it as a joke, then OP turned out to be extremely gullible.

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kewpiesuicide 29

Is nobody else concerned that poppyseeds are much thicker than hairs? If they were pubes, how thick do they have to be for her to be convinced that they were seeds??

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Saicere 15

#58, maybe he braided them first, for extra thickness :)

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rocketiquette 20

Exactly! How could you possibly mistake one for the other?!

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iAmPaul 49

This whole chain of replies is ******-up.

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sunnyray812 42

It is possible that he could've cut up his pubic hair to make it smaller.

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Phooey 22

she said he made her a milkshake... a blender might have been used.

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booksxforxlife 2

uhhh...It's a milkshake. It would be blended up.

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Gabilliam 19

I'd dump him. That's just over the line and beyond gross.

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Pstraka6 20

Ummm...why? That's not even humorous

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laden_swallow09 34

"Hurrhurrhurr, I made you eat something gross. I'm so funny! Durrhurrhurr!" Doesn't have to make sense to make an a-hole idiot laugh.

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