By pubemilkshake - 08/12/2014 02:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
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NeoMatrix25 12
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Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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Dillyduzit 23

Sounds like you really upset him, OP. Or he has a sick sense of humor.

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PennyLane27 32
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

No, OP's boyfriend is just sick and twisted

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Joestarry 8
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no her boyfriend is just creative :^)

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mzcupcakez 20
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#79- Omg no. it's just plain disgusting.

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smudgey_bubbles_ 8
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they're like "it's better than yours!"

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gpg5 19
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I thought we all agreed to never be creative again

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SaharaZinc 14

No, it sounds like she needs a new boyfriend.

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jeepers_1 21
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I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

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3051628 24

That's completely filthy and uncalled for, I'm sorry you were tricked into all of that. Hopefully you can have a discussion with him and make sure something like that doesn't happen again OP.

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chlorinegreen 27

It probably won't since I hope they won't be together anymore. I would be done at that point. Whether he did it to be funny or not that crosses a VERY big line for me. Ew.

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12
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My question is why tf would he do that? That's really immature and unnecessary.

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NeoMatrix25 12
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Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

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901_khad 10
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That was better than the original post. kmsl

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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Means Kieling Me Softly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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foxwasalamb 24
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kill me so loud? kissing my soft leg?

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babygirl6214 19
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killed my sides laughing??

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Ichiya 29
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Koalas make sex lazily

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One_Way 43
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Kahlua makes Spaniards loopy?

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cmchappy 25

I'm inside of you Brian

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Grenith 21
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Perfect reference.

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cmchappy 25

I'm guessing your new here but thanks next time just give it a like:)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wow #118, you must be new here; you're not the comment police. Seriously, though, WTF was up with that comment? Pretty rude.

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Harpy20 24
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Noobs calling other noobs new...

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PoshChip 9

Love the shirt bro

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cmchappy 25

If I was trying to be rude why would I say thanks

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HilarityOfLife 8

Oh gross...

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Dave_Davington 33
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Why the fuck would you do that?!

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jpsullivan 36
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Bake him poop brownies. Then dump him.

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Crazynopantsman 11
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I see what you did there.

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AlwaysWatching 27
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Unless he likes that or something. Who knows what was going through his head

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KittyLahv 27
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"Eat my shit!"

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KK3137 31
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That was the best scene!

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krumpus 1
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This is the only comment on here that makes any sense whatsoever.

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Sunflower1919 19
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Surely you'd notice it contained long curly hairs rather than little black seeds before you drank it?!

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AdmiralGrammar 4
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I would expect so. Most likely it WAS poppyseed and OP's boyfriend said it as a joke, then OP turned out to be extremely gullible.

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feelingold 18
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You just cut em reeeeeeal short.

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kewpiesuicide 29

Is nobody else concerned that poppyseeds are much thicker than hairs? If they were pubes, how thick do they have to be for her to be convinced that they were seeds??

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Saicere 15
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#58, maybe he braided them first, for extra thickness :)

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rocketiquette 20
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Exactly! How could you possibly mistake one for the other?!

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iAmPaul 49

This whole chain of replies is fucked-up.

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sunnyray812 42
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It is possible that he could've cut up his pubic hair to make it smaller.

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Phooey 22
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she said he made her a milkshake... a blender might have been used.

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booksxforxlife 2
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uhhh...It's a milkshake. It would be blended up.

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Gabilliam 19
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I'd dump him. That's just over the line and beyond gross.

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Pstraka6 20

Ummm...why? That's not even humorous

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laden_swallow09 34
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"Hurrhurrhurr, I made you eat something gross. I'm so funny! Durrhurrhurr!" Doesn't have to make sense to make an a-hole idiot laugh.

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