By cderr - 17/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 064
You deserved it 15 636

Same thing different taste

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kickazz16 15

I'd vote her off the island.

YummiGummi 0

but it's all worth it cuz the kittens, right?


mohecin05 0
bengalsbaby13 0

#7- Clever, real original hahaha

26, yeah, because those damn illegals are the only ones in the whole wide world that don't have insurance. Very logical.

make your sister sleep in the basement lol

-26 Go back in Rush Limbaugh's closet bro.

blanquito 1

haha I don't have health insurance either and I broke my foot when I was out. when I called my dad he yelled "God damn it!" and hung up the phone... sorry OP

today, i got scabies from a cat. my dad killed the cat and made me sleep in the doghouse.

31, you are right, they could be aliens sent to kill us all... I must say I never expected a biological attack, it like using water to kill a fish. Genius! I vow.

oh the joys of free healthcare in Canada. :)

yeah, canada ha free healthcare, but you have to wait two to three times as long to get treated. you might either be healed or dead by the time you get ur prescription filled

I usually die before my prescriptions are filled.

Uh, you clearly have no idea about that which you talk. Wait times every time I've gone to the ER, or hospital, or doctor have been fine.

dbt88 15

Maybe 26 was talking about the cats. . . you never know with those pesky animals.

QwertyMcNugget 0

I dunno how much treating it costs, but my brother got the same stuff from wrestling. All you have to do is apply this topical stuff you get like once or twice and you're done.

My comment was to 178. Forgot to add that.

lol at 164....he said "another" aahahha wats the other mooses? lawlllll

Just to clear up the matter... I live in Canada and I've never had to wait for more than a few hours in the emergency room for non-urgent care, and while some may have to wait months for specialist appointments (which obviously OP would not need for her treatment, any GP could get on that), people with urgent healthcare issues do not. People here aren't dying because they can't see a doctor in time, and, even better, no one stays sick because they can't afford to get better. Canada FTW.

YummiGummi 0

but it's all worth it cuz the kittens, right?

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

then I pick up the remains and throw them in a grinder

Duude **** the kittens your gonna be working ur ass off to pay off the medical bills.. they wayy to overpriced in amarica!!. but that sucks bro/sis.. make her pay?..

tsume24 3

corrections, in order of appearance: *you're *your *they're *America also how is it the friend's fault that the kittens had parasites?

-49 just stop already! Whats wrong with you! God your so mean! Jesus Bloody Mary Joseph is a cheater what on Earth are you?! Satan: She is my #1 Troll Me: Stan? Satan: Yes, we are butt buddies Me: You jerk

-49 you thumb up comments in an srgement so you don't look as stupid!? My God give me your phone number because I'd love to txt you an teach me alllllll about grammar! Will you please love me, I don't feel loved

-57 mah gowd yo intelergance has amazeded meh mays I can't has a normal person eneter this convosations?

tsume24 3

...are you on some kind of weird medication?

-57 I also thumbed up that comment, you caught me

-61 my schizophrenia meds are none of you're concern, I gave you those anti depressants.

-67 God which your/you're!? You are never pleased by his kingship ! Off with you're head. your a silly Billy who didn't realize I put that there on purpose.

Reading YOUR comments gives me a headache, Iamnotmyself

tsume24 3

-67 Oh boy can't wait for another smart comment!

All I know is that 67's tongue piercing scares the **** out if me

-75 Can't be happy when I am wrong :( wrong wrong wrong, your perfect and everyone else is wrong, you know something and everyone else is wrong wrong wrong! hahaha

-78 I agree, she is Satans #1 Troll if you haven't noticed.

tsume24 3

78: why? it's just a piece of synthetic opal.

reading YOUR comments gives me a headache, Iamnotmyself

-74 Look you use grammar as a tool to make yourself look spectacular, stunning, intelligent. A high vocabulary is a sign of intelligence statistically, good grammar is a sign of OCD. or CDO the letters of the alphabet in order! Either way everytime you do that your getting closer and closer to being awesome...less.

-87 I hope they do, I feel accomplished as If I mean something Like other people!

I seriously think you're high. have you been reading your comments? they make NO sense!

tsume24 3

...or I just know how to speak/type in proper English. ever think of that one? besides, I was correcting you because it's funny how much it bothers you. :3 *waits for another nonsensical reply*

aw that's mean 93, he could have some kind of mental disease and you'd be abusing the poor guy.

-92 Dude, I'm sick and tired of more than half of the people on this website commenting I don't feel like I have many standards, sure all of my comments will get moderated, but I just wish that this place wasn't runs by hypocritical grammar Nazi's *cough* and everyone could enjoy the humor on this website, I lol everytime I see first, everyone atomatically flames him! he's obviously a noobie why not teach him better. And everyone follows the FML commentating Gods like a religion, so I give up on trying to make everyone happier and am now being self conscious.

tsume24 3

I like your comments. **** all of the people who think you're high.

-93 still up for that phone number? besides the more ego I give you the more of a douchebag you'll become so if I do this I might finally make you people look luke idiots! and I can has use da proper engrish, as well as thare freench

I think having good grammar is a sign of NOT being a dumbass. You should consider, iamnotmyself.

-99 hehehe thanks I'm just gona troll people with a good lol that are idiots and leave the smart people to die of attention loss, just like 95% of these people

tsume24 3

101, that's a TERRIBLE way to ask a girl for her number, hahahaha. oh and I never called you a name, but thanks! I think you should have your medication switched...ASAP.

102, I have proper grammar, I choose my time and place to use it. It is very tedious and difficult doing it often, as I have learned sometimes proper grammar is not the best way to approach things.

-105 I don't like my homosexual drugs, they never help me not like guys, besides schizophrenic drugs are de bomb

tsume24 3

if you had more than 2/3 of a working brain, you'd find that proper grammar comes naturally to those who know how to use it. if it's difficult or tedious, you've got a serious problem.

-109 Fine, then I will use a different word, "slow." Does that satisfy you? Try asking my friend with down syndrome that question. I'm sure he'll agree.

Iamnotmyself- allow me to rebut all of your arguments if you're sick of "half the people on this website commenting" then don't go to the comments. if your comments always get moderated, DON'T COMMENT. How are grammar nazis hypocritical if they correct someone then always write perfectly? That doesn't sound hypocritical to me. People "flame" other people who write "first" because it's a stupid, worthless, and pointless comment. it brings no worthwhile value as a Comment and they usually do it to troll. and I wasn't aware there were commentating Gods...I think I have found my new religion. and so far all of your comments have been stupid and irritating so you aren't very good at making people happy. And you should be self-conscious, you've made yourself an idiot for the entire Internet to see.

tsume24 3

Wow, that ENTIRE thread gave me a headache. I'm gonna go shoot a peacock to feel better.

Well, this actually was one of my first times:)

she said capitalization didn't matter in one of her posts, not to long ago.

113 by very many people, you mean you and the grammar nazi.. lol I am just not used to /b/

Also 113, I've been here for awhile, a year without a profile, 6 months observing comments, and finally making a profile, I've experimented, I've rated comments (first) down and they've gone all the way down to buried, ave rated them up and see them go allthe way up, and I've used the buttons differently, the thumbs already in play determine the outcome, and everyone backs up famous fmlers even in the rare case he's wrong, on everything.

120- After reading, quite painstakingly, I might add, a vast quantity of your seemingly idiotic and pointless comments, I've finally found one that I can agree with. Congrats! You get a Snoopy balloon and a size 7.5 men's ring I found in the Wal-Mart parking lot earlier today.

-123 to be honest i didnt make sense on most of my comments on purpose.

Eh. Who cares? We're all here to laugh at the misfortunes of others anyway.

Kittens are officially turned to the dark side

13, treatment is still expensive with insurance. Sad sad world.

enonymous 8

Applying Maple Syrup, tea and crumpets to the wound.... oh right australia.... vegemite and also feeding your baby to a dingo... does not mean you have insurance and does not take the pain away

It's those damn kittens that will kill us all!

proxxX069069 7

but kitty's are so cute! why the kitty's?! why?!!!!

tsume24 3

77: why? it's just a piece of synthetic opal.

proxxX069069 7

theyre cute tho! like your tongue piercing c:

kickazz16 15

I'd vote her off the island.

Aw the only time kittens dont bring joy and I love kitties :( FYL

bnutts 4

I literally lold at your pic.

enonymous 8

Sounds like a good PPV. 7 family members... 1 health insurance plan contract. Winner take all... there can be only one!! Dana white... make it happen

This is why Health Insurance is expensive... Until you need it.

It's those damn kittens that are going to cause our death.

where I live, it's free to go to the hospital, be in the hospital and even surgery are free.( surgery you need if you have an accident or get sick or something) you don't need health insurance, so no matter you are poor or Rich, you Get the same treatment. i'm so glad im from norway! so fyl and ydi for not having health insurance!!!

A7X_LoVeee 10

^**** no. I'm not paying for someone else's health care.

I agree with 234, health insurance is a luxury item, country is getting a bit crowded for my taste. best to start weeding out the sick first