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poor u and poor lizzard
you* and lizard*
alright mate, this biker could have saved $100 by switching to geico, 15 minutes could save you *splat*
haha, made me laugh. (:
Well don't you just feel special? I bet when you die, the two people that show up to celebrate your funeral will talk about all the amazing accomplishments you've made in your life. Like how you corrected some guy's spelling on a FML post.
the lizard was obviously gay and was tormented by the other lizards so he commited suicide. or ur jus retarded and can't ride a bike
Same here.
it said he swerved and hit a tree to avoid hitting a LIZARD.
You idiot I had been talking to him for 14 minutes for my cheap insurance! ONE MORE YOU JERK.
You know he has cavemen buddy's right? They will find you, and will do their primitive 'rituals' to you.
at least you tried! besides I heard lizards can grow their tails and limbs back. not to sure about head tho
sorry wrong place I was commenting on my comment and it lagged
Okay. I definitely read that as *Wizard... You guys cleared that up for me though.
Geico lizard is a geko not a lizard. just sayin.
Lol this reminds me of that FML about the car swerving and hitting a tree but the other car hits the squirrel.
A gecko is a type of lizard...
RIP lizard....
sorry I lagged >:(
Gieco can save you 15% if you call in the next .... oh shit where's Gieco?
Op was scared of PETA.
What's Gieco?
i don't understand why people made lane geico jokes which turned into a debate whether it was a lizard. it doesn't even matter lol. im more sorry for this lizard that got it's ass trampled than some made up lizard that caused people to cry over trolls
I've never understood why people will swerve to avoid hitting an animal. i get that the OP was only on a bicycle but people in cars die every year from swerving away from a squirrel and hitting a tree. How dumb are people.! I mean I don't WANT to hit a squirrel or a rabbit or even a dog but if it's dumb enough to cross the road then why should I give up my life or potentially put my life in danger to save an animal.
those EvilLizards are everywhere in Florida who cares if one dies.
thats you third post and you still get negative votes
crazy... you're from irmo? I go to Clemson. first time that I've noticed someone from around here on fml.
NOOO RANGOOOO! D:
yeahhh. bike > lizard.
lol if u take out the name of the company u just said "the lizard is a geko not a lizard"
1- it's natural instinct to avoid hitting something or running into something that appears randomly 2. "I'd dumb enough" I'm sorry that we didn't teach animals to look both ways before crossing a road...it's natural for them to roam around anywhere unlike the complete opposite of driving a car....but some ppl have extreme reactions which is unacceptable
poor lizard :'(
agreed poor lizard.
179, the lizards in Florida were here before all of us, but the ones that you say are "evil and everywhere" I suspect are the possibly non native(there is debate) Green Iguana (6 ft. long), Argentine Tegu (5 ft.), Nile Monitor Lizard(6-8 ft.) and various of the family Agamidae. They are invasive, but they didn't choose to be in Florida, we put them there. What we may call vicious is them doing all they know how to do: survive.
look I just commend OP for making such an effort!
At least you tried to save the poor lizard
wow can you read ?
maybe 15 is originally blonde but died her hair 0.o
he definitely gets an A for effort
I'm sure she was referring to #8's gecko comment... but that guess is only based on common sense so I don't know for sure.
If you read 15's profile, it states that she is in fact a bag of chips. That is why the comment doesn't make sense. Chips don't always make sense. Or sometimes they come in twos.
15 was trying to respond to 8's comment. but still... 15, you fail.
Regardless of who 15 was replying to... I'm still trying to figure out when gecko's stopped being a lizard. Or at least understand the required IQ level needed to take a gecko an turn it into it's own animal as well as it's own species classification.
15 - Actually, you're wrong. Lizards and geckos are EXTREMELY similar. Their Kingdoms, Phlya, Classes, and Orders are all the same (Animalia, Chordata, Reptilia, and Squamata respectively). They are only different in Family, Genus, and Species. In fact, most lizard breeds have differing Families, Genuses, and Specieses from other lizards; the same goes for geckos.
species* I suck at pre-reading.
even thought they are the same in the domain, kingdom, phylum, class,and order the family genus and species are the deciding factors, they are actually significantly different, geckos brains are much more different, they are actually ganglia, not brain and even though I have, lizards and geckos cannot be compared, lizards are classified in the order while geckos are classified in the genus
hey I'm blonde!
F the lizards life!!
50 points!
that lisards family is gonna come and kill you
next time just run over the animal.
maybe they should run over you, I would laugh.
-95 I'm glad you don't care what people think of you, from your couple of comments, you'd probably be depressed.
Yeah, run over the thing. Only for the left over guts to splatter all over your damn face. KARMA bitch.
dude you have issues
asshole..
Don't worry, I'm sure he had insurance.
I find it moe interesting that he skinned himself.. It's not often you see someone with no skin
OVER 9000!!
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F the lizards life!!
poor lizard :'(