Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
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Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML
Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML
Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML
Today, my sister is nursing an injured cat back to health in our home because she accidentally hit it with her car. Now I can't decide which is contributing more to my insomnia: the incessant meowing, or the constant itching because our house is infested with fleas. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Today, a friend who visited me a week ago with "allergy rashes" told me that it's actually scabies, and she hopes I didn't catch it from her. It takes 2-6 weeks for the symptoms to show and I can't use the medication for it anyway because I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I'm feeling extremely sick and itchy. I'd bought rats as pets to help with my anxiety, and they gave me ringworm. I now have ringworm in about nine places on my body, including my face. I don’t know which one is worse, being dizzy from the medication or the itching. I’m feeling more anxious than ever. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
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kickazz16 15
I'd vote her off the island.
YummiGummi 0
but it's all worth it cuz the kittens, right?
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Reynard13 1
You realise people can't catch ring worm from other people, right? Humans are a dead end host, and without treatment, the infection will itch a bit, look unsightly and then resolve.
geeksaresexy 18
Almost right, you can catch ringworm from other people but as long as you don't keep re-infecting each other you're right it will resolve itself.. It is in fact HIGHLY contagious and will resolve much quicker if treated. Ringworm is passed between people through direct skin contact and by sharing objects such as towels, hairbrushes and bedding.
SLC_grumpypants 5
Reason # 129 why I hate cats
xxpinkroczxxx 0
why dont u hav insurance...
zeta24 0
and number 145 maybe because its expensive and not everybody can afford it? actually, almost a third of people in the US dont have it..... so maybe you should think before embarrasing yourself.
RyNo24 4
YDI for not having health insurance...
acdc923 0
Move to Canada.
fthku 13
Google "indigent health care Texas", print the forms, fill them out and sign up.
lalalovebiancaa 0
7 people in your house & no insurance!? Y-d-i
RBW_Slave 9
Ummm....did y'all not have a chance at health care down there? And blew it?
rydoger135 0
ringworm doesnt do anything