Animals, Health, Mental health and Anxiety: Rats! - FML

Rats!

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 13:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I'm feeling extremely sick and itchy. I'd bought rats as pets to help with my anxiety, and they gave me ringworm. I now have ringworm in about nine places on my body, including my face. I don’t know which one is worse, being dizzy from the medication or the itching. I’m feeling more anxious than ever. FML

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Hangryko 26

Wednesday 29 June 2022 0:58

Were they assessed by a vet first? If so, FYL. If not, YDI.

EricForman 8

Saturday 2 July 2022 2:42

Go to the doctor. That’s not a good combo

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 22:15

Earning the nickname Ratface ought to be the worst part, Ratface.

Hangryko 26

Wednesday 29 June 2022 0:58

Were they assessed by a vet first? If so, FYL. If not, YDI.

EricForman 8

Saturday 2 July 2022 2:42

Go to the doctor. That’s not a good combo

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 4 July 2022 3:48

I'm wondering why you chose rats. Unless it's Master Splinter, I can't imagine how they'd help with anxiety considering most places consider them to be pests.

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