Miscellaneous, DIY and Plumbing: Well hung - FML

Well hung

By Anonymous - 09/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I tried to hang a new shelf in my apartment. I measured, drilled, and installed it perfectly level, only to realize a few minutes later I'd drilled into the side of a pipe. Water started shooting out like a geyser and almost flooded my bathroom. My shelf looks great, though. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 9 June 2025 23:56

Forgot the important question: "Is there something behind this wall that I shouldn't drill into?".

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 9 June 2025 23:56

Forgot the important question: "Is there something behind this wall that I shouldn't drill into?".

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