By smh - 27/06/2013 23:37 - United States - Milltown

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.

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still_guns 16

Some people never age...

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zandalee 19

Some people don't get out much either. Sounds like OP's sister needs to.

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PenguinBitch 43

Okay, because once you go out you suddenly realize who Flo Rida is. Gotcha.

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AninOnin 24

To be completely honest, that sounds like something I would do xD

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still_guns 16

+1 to you sir!

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FiFiLovee 26

So I bet this is going to get a shitload of thumbs down but.. I didn't even know that until just now.. xD And Im from Florida! t(-.-)/

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gordogirls 4

Im 26 and learned that from this FML! Not everyone gives a shit where every pop/rock/country singer, tv/movie star is from! Just cuz i listen to Flos music doesnt mean i need to know what he looks like or where hes from, or his real name for that matter!

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thatkidhesh 11

2 sarcasm or ignorance - either way it's just not working.

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BeccaHugs 17

I sympathize with OP's sister. I knew his name spelt "Florida", but I thought it might be some pathetic attempt to make "Flow Rider" sound cool. I'm still not sure if it is. Anyway, jumping to the conclusion that he was from Florida wasn't something I did either, considering all the ridiculous names rappers give themselves these days.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.

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Pwn17 25

Not to mention he keeps stealing other people's songs.

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RadeonDerp 24

#24: I laughed way longer than I probably should have!

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edmunson 22

And OPs sister probably needs to know That he is in a little state within Florida called Miami! A state within a state...another brain explosion!

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Mahtari 19

28, all songs are stolen. Even stolen songs are stolen songs.

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summerguy97 16

I never would have guessed that.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I thought he was from Chicago, and his name was a cool play on Floor Rider.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

In case there's a blurry line betwixt sarcasm and stupidity, I was kidding.

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kenyrabit 25

Hmm, Flow Rider. lol. But, good to know. It was possible he was from elsewhere & still went with Florida.

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wlddog 14

Does she know where the state of Atlanta is? What about the state of Confusion?

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thatkidhesh 11

5 I'm all up in a state of confusion after reading your comment.

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daizttgg 9

If u meant high five - your doing it wrong (XD IM BIENG SARCASTIC SO NO DOWN VOTES FOR THE JOKKEE)

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MzZombicidal 36

#41, sarcasm or not, that joke was awful.

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wlddog 14

Yet another crash and burn comment. I shall take a point off my man card.

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SleeplessBeauty 12

I know, his name is so original!

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cathyfang1533 12

At least she survived to be 22, that's gotta count for something, right?

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BlitheNightmare 7

So, only people from America are stupid. Despite the thousands of non-American FMLs about people being complete idiots, but the second it is an American FML someone needs to comment with a, 'merica, even if a very similar FML was recently posted but from a different country.

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anishays 11

Okay, in her defence that's pretty hilarious.

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PenguinBitch 43

I know he does rap and i don't listen to rap, so there's a reason why I never noticed the connection of his name with the state of Florida too soooo fml

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Yeah, I only pay attention to metal, so I'd never even heard of Flo Rida let alone made that connection. So, consider me educated on the subject now I guess lol.

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suboy 10

I do listen to rap but i didnt know that either. Never seen his name spelled out to put it together. But i dont really consider him a rapper. His music sounds like kids bop for adults to me.

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