FML : Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with...

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Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By h4rdy - / Friday 9 March 2012 16:55 / United States

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By whadupdoe | 0

#4141219 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

By Back_In_Action | 18

#4141226 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

So which one did you pick?? Don't leave us hanging!

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By whadupdoe | 0

#4141219 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

Damn_Hippster | 11

#4141247 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:47

A free air guitar?! Just do t knee yourself in the eye while playing!

goldfishgod | 20

#4141261 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:48

Get your own thread.

cheefer | 0

#4141374 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:17

Get your own air guitar!

shanemaximo | 7

#4141382 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:18

The same thing happened to me but I just misunderstood what they meant by "air boat."

Havin | 19

#4141464 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:50

Not everybody understands sarcasm. What's education got to do with it? "Ok we are going to learn sarcasm today". I could be wrong, but that's just my opinion.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4141590 - Friday 9 March 2012 20:41

Actually 39, that's exactly how it goes. You learn literary devices in 9th an 10th, which sarcasm is. And by then it should be pretty well established anyways.

n_epic_fail | 14

#4141816 - Friday 9 March 2012 22:29

I understood sarcasm fully by the time I was in 6th grade without schooling, witch came two years later -_-

bunniex1 | 11

#4142089 - Saturday 10 March 2012 0:37

I understood and used sarcasm by fourth grade :|

efemel94 | 7

#4142157 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:02

I understand sarcasm because I am not American.

davidbdb485 | 0

#4142165 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:11

#54 sarcasm isn't a literary device, it's a type of speech.

skata | 4

#4142241 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:58

177- its both because sarcasm is an element of satire

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4142326 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:29

117 Oh really? Enlighten me with more of your knowledge, oh great one. Or how about I enlighten you with Google.

Havin | 19

#4142708 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:44

Well this went a long way. Damn.

JustTemporary | 24

#4147185 - Sunday 11 March 2012 1:43

I'm not sure how not being American effects if you understand sarcasm or not. I mean seriously? Unless of course that was in fact sarcasm. Hard to tell on the Internet.

By AMAN1218 | 4

#4141220 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

I'd be stoked if I won an air guitar!!

afunnyterdcody | 5

#4141679 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:22

Wonder wat station that was..... 94.5 the buzz haha

osnapitzaris | 0

#4141712 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:36

i just imagined the boy in your pic saying that. thank you good sir, you just made my day.

Krajjan | 9

#4141905 - Friday 9 March 2012 23:06

I once won a free pizza for getting a radio show question right. Bastards never delivered.

RahmEsHestos | 5

#4141973 - Friday 9 March 2012 23:46

I won a ticket to see lil Wayne once but got mugged walking from my car to the concert.

thiscrazything | 1

#4142155 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:02

Proves that radio stations are full if trickery to get you to listen to them. With their evil free giveaways.

Havin | 19

#4142649 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:30

...that aren't really free.

By miz_kamakazi | 11

#4141222 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Red_Wing_Nut44 | 14

#4141354 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:13

Watch out we've got a genius over here.

muzy | 23

#4141394 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:21

the air guitar allows you to defy gravity by playing the guitar whilst flying in the air. That's why its known as an air guitar. Hope that clears up any confusion you had #3

muzy | 23

#4141399 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:22

edit: #3

muzy | 23

#4141412 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:28

edit: #3

The_Hitdude | 12

#4141432 - Friday 9 March 2012 19:37

#35-You said it right the first time...

nado13579 | 12

#4142068 - Saturday 10 March 2012 0:29

No, your feet.

SpaZZMaGee | 0

#4144317 - Saturday 10 March 2012 15:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

marmar68 | 4

#4149188 - Sunday 11 March 2012 14:44

*sigh*

Sydney92 | 3

#4346979 - Tuesday 24 April 2012 3:24

fail, win, win, win, fail, win

pugpuggy | 21

#6107494 - Sunday 2 November 2014 13:49

Mommy, look! I found a dumbass!!

By steadycreepin | 5

#4141224 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Fail

cosmosis | 12

#4141715 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:37

4- Like your dads condom

OneNightStander | 6

#4141747 - Friday 9 March 2012 22:01

69 BOOM!!

boydeee01 | 7

#4141761 - Friday 9 March 2012 22:05

Hah, 69.... *chuckle*

cami197934 | 3

#4142010 - Saturday 10 March 2012 0:03

Epic fail

The_Hitdude | 12

#4142117 - Saturday 10 March 2012 0:50

98-Like your sex life.

asiandude801 | 4

#4142150 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:01

111
^ that's what your threesomes look like

The_Hitdude | 12

#4142173 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:19

113- If you're referring to #98's picture there are four people there (derp). If not then I have no idea wtf you're talking about (still derpin).

asiandude801 | 4

#4142179 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:22

I'm talking about the number 111 dumbass. Get it now?

The_Hitdude | 12

#4142219 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:48

Ah, I see. I applaud your comedic efforts asiandude801, although I could've done without the insult.

asiandude801 | 4

#4142255 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:04

Why thank you, I could have gone without one too.

ChrisTheCalm | 9

#4143610 - Saturday 10 March 2012 8:32

Both you guys are fucktards... Read the FML and move on with your lives.

asiandude801 | 4

#4145752 - Saturday 10 March 2012 18:39

Why don't you calm down Chris?

hotchick90037 | 3

#4152864 - Monday 12 March 2012 7:28

4- I like your picture.

By Back_In_Action | 18

#4141226 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

So which one did you pick?? Don't leave us hanging!

YourBuddyElmo | 5

#4141516 - Friday 9 March 2012 20:13

*floating :)

By aliadnan708 | 6

#4141232 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

loufol22 | 5

#4142591 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:08

DAMMIT i accidentally thumbed this up

By biggestfan23 | 11

#4141239 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:46

Hahahaha that's great. Respect to the DJ

By Jf770 | 10

#4141249 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:48

Ive one a few air guitars in my time. Although I'm not sure where I should put them all.

Jf770 | 10

#4141294 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:53

Ohdear. I meant to spell it *Won.

DJ_YDI | 4

#4141576 - Friday 9 March 2012 20:36

That's okay. We forgive you.

iamyummylicious | 14

#4141830 - Friday 9 March 2012 22:33

I do not!!! NEVEEEERRRRRR

By studdmuffin1990 | 7

#4141262 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:48

Just make sure you put in at least an hour of practice a day. You don't want to be one of those people that get free stuff and don't take advantage of it. (sarcasm)

perdix | 29

#4141648 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:04

And suck up the pain on your fingertips until you build up calluses. The air strings should be easier to get used to than steel ones -- kids today! You got it easy.