By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 199
You deserved it 37 129

Same thing different taste

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Damn_Hippster 11

A free air guitar?! Just do t knee yourself in the eye while playing!

shanemaximo 7

The same thing happened to me but I just misunderstood what they meant by "air boat."

Not everybody understands sarcasm. What's education got to do with it? "Ok we are going to learn sarcasm today". I could be wrong, but that's just my opinion.

Actually 39, that's exactly how it goes. You learn literary devices in 9th an 10th, which sarcasm is. And by then it should be pretty well established anyways.

n_epic_fail 14

I understood sarcasm fully by the time I was in 6th grade without schooling, witch came two years later -_-

I understood and used sarcasm by fourth grade :|

I understand sarcasm because I am not American.

#54 sarcasm isn't a literary device, it's a type of speech.

skata 4

177- its both because sarcasm is an element of satire

117 Oh really? Enlighten me with more of your knowledge, oh great one. Or how about I enlighten you with Google.

I'm not sure how not being American effects if you understand sarcasm or not. I mean seriously? Unless of course that was in fact sarcasm. Hard to tell on the Internet.

I'd be stoked if I won an air guitar!!

afunnyterdcody 5

Wonder wat station that was..... 94.5 the buzz haha

osnapitzaris 0

i just imagined the boy in your pic saying that. thank you good sir, you just made my day.

Krajjan 9

I once won a free pizza for getting a radio show question right. Bastards never delivered.

RahmEsHestos 5

I won a ticket to see lil Wayne once but got mugged walking from my car to the concert.

thiscrazything 1

Proves that radio stations are full if trickery to get you to listen to them. With their evil free giveaways.

miz_kamakazi 11

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the air guitar allows you to defy gravity by playing the guitar whilst flying in the air. That's why its known as an air guitar. Hope that clears up any confusion you had #3

#35-You said it right the first time...

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111 ^ that's what your threesomes look like

113- If you're referring to #98's picture there are four people there (derp). If not then I have no idea wtf you're talking about (still derpin).

I'm talking about the number 111 dumbass. Get it now?

Ah, I see. I applaud your comedic efforts asiandude801, although I could've done without the insult.

Why thank you, I could have gone without one too.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Both you guys are fucktards... Read the FML and move on with your lives.

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DAMMIT i accidentally thumbed this up

Hahahaha that's great. Respect to the DJ

Ive one a few air guitars in my time. Although I'm not sure where I should put them all.

Just make sure you put in at least an hour of practice a day. You don't want to be one of those people that get free stuff and don't take advantage of it. (sarcasm)

perdix 29

And suck up the pain on your fingertips until you build up calluses. The air strings should be easier to get used to than steel ones -- kids today! You got it easy.

Thumb up for making me giggle. A sarcasm font is really needed at times...

The "(sarcasm)" part just killed it. A little too obvious there

maxwells_hammer 5

At least you got free air guitar lessons, because lets face it there's nothing worse then a bad air guitarist.

astralvagan 20

Haha! Props to the DJ...... Are you taking requests for guitar?